[Albion] Maupay song

[albionfan37]

It’s a work in progress chaps add and subtract as you want

 

[KJP]

Wow that's two new songs in a week that are actually very very good

What’s the other one?

 

[Kazenga <3]

What’s the other one?

Australian Mooy (American Boy by Estelle)

Take me from the North I'd like to leave some day,
Take to the South to play for BHA,
I really want to,
Watch football with you,
You'll be my Australian Mooy,
Australian Mooy

These and Bissouma! from last year suggest we may have entered a golden era of songwriting.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Yes, it does.

Only if you prefer the germnic thump thump thump to a bit of saucy Italian wiggle.

 

[Hugo Rune]

This song needs to give Haha some shit.

I’ve strung together this from various ideas:

I don’t care that Sterling’s blue,
Salah’s Red and Rashford too,
Zaha, you can **** off too,
Neal Maupay, I’m in love.

 

[Triggaaar]

100% Sterling instead of Aguero.

I don’t care if Sterling’s blue
Salah’s Red and Rashford too
Zaha, who the **** are you
Cos Maupay I’m in love...

Agree, except the last line. I think we'd be better sticking with 'It's Maupay...'. It matches the original, and makes more sense too.

 

[Triggaaar]

Wow that's two new songs in a week that are actually very very good

I don't think we've ever had a song suggested on NSC that's been this good, or this widely accepted.

 

[Bring back Bryan wade!!]

Agree, except the last line. I think we'd be better sticking with 'It's Maupay...'. It matches the original, and makes more sense too.

Yep agreed Trig

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

Australian Mooy (American Boy by Estelle)

Take me from the North I'd like to leave some day,
Take to the South to play for BHA,
I really want to,
Watch football with you,
You'll be my Australian Mooy,
Australian Mooy

These and Bissouma! from last year suggest we may have entered a golden era of songwriting.

Being quite the Kanye fan, this is a HUGE yes from me!

 

[Stat Brother]

This song needs to give Haha some shit.

I’ve strung together this from various ideas:

I don’t care that Sterling’s blue,
Salah’s Red and Rashford too,
Zaha, you can **** off too,
Neal Maupay, I’m in love.

Banning the Family Stand from joining in with the chant.

#StayElitist

 

[Skaville]

Okay, different attempt at a second verse

I don’t care that Carroll’s back
Harry Kane’s in your attack
Barnsey, never looking back
Cos It’s Maupay, I’m in love

 

[Perfidious Albion]

To the tune of “ Jesus Christ Superstar “

“Neal Maupay , Neal Maupay,
How many goals will you score today.?”

O k, back to the day job

 

[Hugo Rune]

Banning the Family Stand from joining in with the chant.

#StayElitist

How do you know the word my stars are covering up? Have you got X-ray sight or something?

 

[Bold Seagull]

Australian Mooy (American Boy by Estelle)

Take me from the North I'd like to leave some day,
Take to the South to play for BHA,
I really want to,
Watch football with you,
You'll be my Australian Mooy,
Australian Mooy

These and Bissouma! from last year suggest we may have entered a golden era of songwriting.

In your head this works, getting a crowd of blokes to find the right key to sing it in will be another matter.

 

[Bakero]

In your head this works, getting a crowd of blokes to find the right key to sing it in will be another matter.

It works.

 

[Jim D]

How do you know the word my stars are covering up? Have you got X-ray sight or something?

I think we can have a good guess. He's right though, you'll never get the whole home support singing that if there's anything dodgy with the lyrics.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Adam Webster to the tune of Nickleback's much loved ROCKSTAR

'Cause we all just wanna be Adam Webster
Live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
You'll all be bamboozled by my dazzling feet

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
Buying rounds in the Evening Star
Take a selfie with your silly phone
As me and shane destroy Molly Malones

Hey Hey he's Adam Webster










what?

 

[Kazenga <3]

In your head this works, getting a crowd of blokes to find the right key to sing it in will be another matter.

Those on the train from Clapham to Watford Junction had it nailed. Worked very well indeed.

The 5 minute non-stop rendition of 'having a party when Wilfred Zaha dies' not so much of a crowd pleaser for the laypeople on board

 

[Triggaaar]

I don't care for Sterling's blue
Salah's Red and Rashford's too
Zaha, who the f*** are you?
It's Maupay, I'm in love

For? It's if

It makes no sense to change it

 

[Albion Dan]

Both the Maupay in love and Mooy songs are superb and really need to happen.