Matt Jansen-Sad story but it was his own fault

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

BBC Sport - Sporting spotlight: Matt Jansen

-Depression.

-He could have signed for Manure but chose Palace.

Even I can put two and two together here!

TNBA

TTF

 

[CPFC G]

I'd say it has more to do with the nasty motorcycle crash he had in Rome in 2002. Classy player for us and Blackburn.

 

[Simon Morgan]

"I remember David Dunn would cut the ends off the socks of whoever was in the shower so when they came out everybody was watching knowing what was going on as they tried to pull their socks up".

Sounds like they had a right laugh at Blackburn.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"I remember David Dunn would cut the ends off the socks of whoever was in the shower so when they came out everybody was watching knowing what was going on as they tried to pull their socks up".

Sounds like they had a right laugh at Blackburn.

That's the sort of HILARIOUS prank that goes on at every football club, everywhere. Times may change, but footballers never get bored of cutting each others clothes up.

 

[OzMike]

Given a choice as a professional football how could you pick Palace over Man U, who the hell did he go to for advice!

 

[Dave the OAP]

Given a choice as a professional football how could you pick Palace over Man U, who the hell did he go to for advice!

I suppose it was wether he wanted a regular game, as opposed to sat on the bench or be loaned out

 

[Iggle Piggle]

That's the sort of HILARIOUS prank that goes on at every football club, everywhere. Times may change, but footballers never get bored of cutting each others clothes up.

My personal favourite was Ally McCoist. He washed his BUMHOLE with a bar of soap and then left it with associated hair in the shower for other players to use. Thinking mans comedy if ever there was some.

I have seen worse though. At university I happened to be a curry house at the same time as the 1st team Rugby team. The Captain stood up and shouted ‘Whose gonna suck my cock? To which some fresh faced back row lad decided it would be worth it for shits and giggles. At the point of entry Cappo decided that now would be a great time for a piss much to the hilarity of all concerned.

I was very glad to be a Hockey player and have attended state school at that moment in time.

 

[Kumquat]

I once read a story somewhere about a burglar who used to get his mate to take a photograph of him with the toobthrush of one of the residents of the house he robbed up his arse. He'd then send it through the post to them a few weeks later. (The photo that is, not the toothbrush)

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I once read a story somewhere about a burglar who used to get his mate to take a photograph of him with the toobthrush of one of the residents of the house he robbed up his arse. He'd then send it through the post to them a few weeks later. (The photo that is, not the toothbrush)

Ah yes, good old urban myths

 

[Kumquat]

Ah yes, good old urban myths

Think it was in a Danny King book. He actually showed the photograph. But it was clearly a joke because it had the fella's mugshot in it and he clearly wouldn't have been that stupid!

 

[Foolg]

My personal favourite was Ally McCoist. He washed his BUMHOLE with a bar of soap and then left it with associated hair in the shower for other players to use. Thinking mans comedy if ever there was some.

I have seen worse though. At university I happened to be a curry house at the same time as the 1st team Rugby team. The Captain stood up and shouted ‘Whose gonna suck my cock? To which some fresh faced back row lad decided it would be worth it for shits and giggles. At the point of entry Cappo decided that now would be a great time for a piss much to the hilarity of all concerned.

I was very glad to be a Hockey player and have attended state school at that moment in time.

I can assure you nothing has changed with regards to rugby banter.

Seen the Uni lot get up to a lot of very, very weird things. Nobody outside of rugby understands 'em.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

My personal favourite was Ally McCoist. He washed his BUMHOLE with a bar of soap and then left it with associated hair in the shower for other players to use. Thinking mans comedy if ever there was some.

I have seen worse though. At university I happened to be a curry house at the same time as the 1st team Rugby team. The Captain stood up and shouted ‘Whose gonna suck my cock? To which some fresh faced back row lad decided it would be worth it for shits and giggles. At the point of entry Cappo decided that now would be a great time for a piss much to the hilarity of all concerned.

I was very glad to be a Hockey player and have attended state school at that moment in time.

Very reminisent (sp) of my time at Uni that haha. AND hockey was about the only MIXED sport so we had women at our socials to ask that question to good times