[Albion] Match Commentary Bingo.

[Weststander]

"VAR, are having a look at it". Said in annoyingly hopeful tone ... about the most innocuos non-incident.

"Graham Potter is drawing the attention of several clubs near the top of the table, we understand".

From Dermot Gallagher; "The referee and VAR officials have got that decision spot on".

"The story of Brighton's season, a lack of a killer instinct".

Mid match "Far more important that this fayre, Man United are in action next weekend, exclusively live on Sky Sports. Can the wonderful Ole heap pressure on Guardiola?".

 

[Eric the meek]

'Well that's not something you see every day. Dunk has inserted a guest pie up Zaha'.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Up steps Crystal Palace FC captain Luka Milivojevic to take the penalty.

He has established a reputation as one of the deadliest penalty takers in the Premier League in recent years, with an astonishing 91% success rate – scoring 21 penalties and missing just two since his arrival in January 2017.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

"Teams like Brighton".

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"And Burn must score"

 

[Official Old Man]

"Gus, tell us about your sacking live on TV"
"It's either Newcastle or Brighton to go down", "But Alan (Smith), Brighton are winning 5:0", "Really, I wasn't watching"
"We'll bring you the football as soon as Boris has stopped talking"

 

[BNthree]

"If you look at Brighton's xG for the season"

 

[Eric Youngs Contact Lens]

"Adam Lallana.... title winner with Liverpool. I wonder what he makes of the reigning champion's drop in form?"

 

[Eric Youngs Contact Lens]

"you feel Brighton have to make this period of dominance count..."
"Arguably this is a better result for Fulham than it is either of these two teams"

 

[pasty]

Maupay becomes the first Brighton player to score 4 goals in a single match since Bryan Wade 30 years ago against Newcastle.

 

[MattBackHome]

White/Leeds/"every minute" - 1/100
MaCallister/Heritage - 1/50
"Progressive" - 1/10
evens the bar

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Bissouma is attracting a lot of interest from bigger clubs this season.

 

[Brian Potter]

"Both managers having made their name in Sweden"

"Yves Bisouma, recently linked to Arsenal"

"Sh*t!! Did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine! "

 

[Coldeanseagull]

'Brighton have never had 4 consecutive Premier League home clean sheets'.

'crystal palace have scored in all but one of these ties, since they resumed in the top flight'.



Ball bags.

Bissouma has the ball, bags of room to run into.
It'll happen

 

[lawros left foot]

Of course, the bitter rivalry between these clubs is a result of a spat between Alan Mullery and Terry Venables.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Totally unmarked at the back post

Gotta hit the target from there

Gotta make the goal keeper work

Of all the players that opportunity could fall for

Never scored for Brighton

Burn spurns the opportunity to break his duck


(Dan Burn 14-1 to score anytime on Coral ... take my fiver)

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

And there's Roy Hodgson, very much the senior citizen of the Premier League and incidentally, the only manager in the country older than the average age of the NSC's membership.

(Now there's a pundit who's done his pre-match research!)

 

[Horsham Gull]

Brightons false position in the table

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Maupay becomes the first Brighton player to score 4 goals in a single match since Bryan Wade 30 years ago against Newcastle.

"Apart from Glenn Murray's four at Wycombe, Martin"

 

[pasty]

"Apart from Glenn Murray's four at Wycombe, Martin"

Oops #BadFan