*MASSIVE transfer news - VINCENTELOT to Villa'

[Ernest]

I have had MANY messages over THE last 2 months WONDERING what HAD happened to MY Friday morning SESSIONS at the Cliftonville UNCOVERING the latest news from INSIDE the CLUB.

Unfortunately my DOCTOR has said I'm getting a touch LARDY and said the FULL Englishes HAD to go so as it was NEARLY the end of the SEASON I decided to CEASE posting until AUGUST but my SAUCE was on the BLOWER last night telling me had a SCOOP for me.

REMEMBERING my DOCTOR'S advice I swerved the FULL English this morning in the CLIFTONVILLE and ATTACKED the 2 DINNERS for £6.49 menu instead. FELT a BIT weird tucking into a STAKE and Kidney Pudding and chips with a plate of CHILLY con carney at 830 but it went down WELL.

My SAUCE arrived looking FURTIVE as he said HE had news to shock me and DIDN'T want to be SUSSED out BY Gus or Tanno. I said I needed to KNOW the latest on VINCENTELOT and he said that our SPANISH maestro is OFF this weekend to Tony Blooms TIMESHARE villa just outside LLORET de Mar in a LAST gasp ATTEMPT to get him to SING for us NEXT season. Apparantly HE will be accompanied BY not only INDIGO Caldreon but also HIS best pal BURNO who is RUMOURED according to MY sauce to be SINGING next season IF all goes well but that is only a RUMOUR for now.

BEFORE my sauce SLIPPED away into the MELEE of a CROWDED George Street HE slipped me a BETFRED slip and on it was WRITTEN 'Alan NAVRRAO has been SOLD to Swindon for an UNDISCLOSED fee. I NEVER saw that one COMING as Alan was one of OUR better players last SEASON.

With that we PARTED company and my SAUCE promised I would be the FIRST to know any FUTURE transfers BOTH in and OUT.

 

[Albumen]

Ernest - off the record, on the NSC and very HUSH-HUSH

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

ah at last a transfer thread we can believe

 

[Triggaaar]

My SAUCE arrived looking FURTIVE as he said HE had news to shock me and DIDN'T want to be SUSSED out BY Gus or Tanno.

So your source isn't Gus or Tanno. Interesting.

 

[Mackenzie]

Thank you Ernest.

Informative AS ever.

 

[papajaff]

Thanks f*** for that. I thought HE'D singed for Ricky VILLA. Can't stand that Uruguayan

 

[Everest]

So your source isn't Gus or Tanno. Interesting.

That must mean it's CHAZ

 

[pasty]

AT last, we HAVE the truth. I never BELIEVE any other poster ON here about transfer news other THAN the TRIED and TESTED legend that IS Ernest.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I THINK Ernest's real SAUCE is DICK Tight.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Has anyone ever come across a STAKE & KIDNEY pie/pudding that has EQUAL amounts of both inside?

 

[twowheelsbest]

Thank goodness your back Earnest, insanity rains wonce moore

 

[Springal]

 

[dadams2k11]

Love it.. Top info.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

ARS...first with the REAL news as usual

 

[Ernest]

ARS...first with the REAL news as usual

My FINGER is permanently ON the PULSE

 

[chucky1973]

i feel better now that there is someone on the INSIDE that we can trust, gutted about Narvarro if true, he was IMMENSE last season. Funny if we then got them in the COC CUP.

Any news on OWENS injury?

 

[Bean]

Keep it up Ernst