Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
CLIFTONVILLE early doors on a FRIDAY is my favourite time of the WEEK and my LARGE full English didn't dissapoint EITHER and I even TREATED myself to TWO extra sausages for the HELL of it.
MY sauce didn't DISSAPOINT either and HE told me to KEEP it under my HAT but there HAS been MASSIVE ructions in the camp this week. LAIM Birdcutt KICKED off big TIME in training on MONDAY as he had the RIGHT hump that he HADN'T been invited round to GUS'S house to watch WRESTLEMANIA 28 and the TACKLES were flying in until Gus had HAD enough and told him he WAS dropped for tomorrows TRIP to Burnley. Also one of TANNO'S Creme EGGs had GONE missing from his BAG in the DRESSING room and the finger of SUSPICION pointed at SPAZZA and he too WILL be dropped for the Burnley GAME. I just hope WE are not TURNING into the MAN City of the CHAMPIONSHIP.
Of course MORE importantly VINCENTELOT has had a LOVELY week and INDIGO took him out to one of THEM Spanish TAPPERS places last night for a BIG plate of PIELLA and he is in TOP form and I told my SAUCE to tell him IF he scores against Burnely TOMORROW I will treat him to a PROPER Full English (with EXTRA sausage) on Monday morning at the CLIFTONVILLE to REWARD him and that is MUCH better for him than that ponsey FOREIGN muck he eats.
WITH that on OFFER I confidently predict VINCENTELOT will be BANGING one in at TURF Moor.
MY sauce didn't DISSAPOINT either and HE told me to KEEP it under my HAT but there HAS been MASSIVE ructions in the camp this week. LAIM Birdcutt KICKED off big TIME in training on MONDAY as he had the RIGHT hump that he HADN'T been invited round to GUS'S house to watch WRESTLEMANIA 28 and the TACKLES were flying in until Gus had HAD enough and told him he WAS dropped for tomorrows TRIP to Burnley. Also one of TANNO'S Creme EGGs had GONE missing from his BAG in the DRESSING room and the finger of SUSPICION pointed at SPAZZA and he too WILL be dropped for the Burnley GAME. I just hope WE are not TURNING into the MAN City of the CHAMPIONSHIP.
Of course MORE importantly VINCENTELOT has had a LOVELY week and INDIGO took him out to one of THEM Spanish TAPPERS places last night for a BIG plate of PIELLA and he is in TOP form and I told my SAUCE to tell him IF he scores against Burnely TOMORROW I will treat him to a PROPER Full English (with EXTRA sausage) on Monday morning at the CLIFTONVILLE to REWARD him and that is MUCH better for him than that ponsey FOREIGN muck he eats.
WITH that on OFFER I confidently predict VINCENTELOT will be BANGING one in at TURF Moor.
