MASSIVE team news for TOMORROW (AND my SOURCE is revealed at LAST)

[Ernest]

Just back FROM the CLIFTONVILLE and MY belly is full with my £3.10 Full ENGLISH and MY snout has USUAL had some INTERESTING news for TOMORROW. Gary Dicker and MARCOS Painter are STILL suffering FROM slight KNOCKS and won't be in the SQUAD tomorrow whilst VINCENTELOT may BE in the TEAM or MAY not depending WHICH side of the BED Gus wakes UP on.

My SAUCE also PASSED on a couple of TIT bits which SOME may find interesting, ROMAN Abramovich WILL be sacking ANDRE Villa BAOS if results DON'T improve and Dave JONES is the NEw manager of Sheffield Wednesday.

I always PROMISED I'd keep my SOURCE a secret but today I will REVEAL all and here is a picture of my FULL English including SOURCE and it is HP all OVER my SAUSAGE.

 

[seagullondon]

Thanks for the team news Ernest

 

[Knightsworld]

£ 3.10 for that BREAKFAST. A proper BARGAIN.

 

[Steve Foster]

Sausages are nowhere near the sauce!

BHA v Portsmouth - Score Predictor

 

[Tooting Gull]

Good breakfast. Just needs mushrooms - unless there is one lurking behond the sausages and under the toast?

 

[chucky1973]

Imgettingreallyfedupwithgus, Michealowenisfitandreadytostartbutforsomereasongusjustrefusestoplayhim, icantunderstanditaswearesoshortofgoals.

anyoneesleagree?

 

[Birdie Boy]

BLOODY hell, do you eat that EVERYDAY?

 

[Triggaaar]

Please edit the photo Ernest, you promised I wouldn't be in the picture, but my hand is visible in the corner.

 

[Max Paper]

£ 3.10 for that BREAKFAST. A proper BARGAIN.

THIS. Man i'm hungry now...

 

[honey boy zimba]

Those sausages lookn very over cooked and cheap ,thats problem with cafe s they dont sell quality sausages , give me a breaky at Bills any day dont care if its expensive because it tastes fcking good

 

[CheeseRolls]

£3.10 for a cooked breakfast ? Ernest's snout has to be Dick Tight surely

 

[LABHA]

Yawn

 

[stss30]

Your SOURCE is doing OK but any news on OWEN or Bob HOSKINS

 

[Mr Blobby]

Knowing Ernest I expect both those plates are his!!

I want a full english breakfast now, but I will be good and wait to have that tomorrow morning before a few beers and watching VINCENTELOT take Pompey apart tomorrow.

I am glad I ditched buying the Argus, I now use Ernest for the latest team news and player updates.

 

[El Presidente]

Knowing Ernest I expect both those plates are his!!

Wise words Mr B

 

[Originunknown]

Wheres the black pudding

 

[saslowi]

ERNEST your sausage looks a bit wrinkled. Was it cold?

 

[Medwayseagull]

HP never - it has to be DADDIES !

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

HOW many little tubs of butter!? Ernest is gonna be brown bread before the next fixture if he keeps eating crap like that. Maybe a bowl of porridge with semi skimmed milk from now on or you'll never make 50.

 

[Peter Grummit]

Please edit the photo Ernest, you promised I wouldn't be in the picture, but my hand is visible in the corner.

Are you fingering Ernest's crust?!?