Massage Possibilities In Bucharest

[DannyCullipLookalike'sDad]

I went to Bucharest with my boss on Sunday for a quick business trip ( came back last night ). As we passed through arrivals, there was a girl ( probably from the Tourist Authority although she did have an incredibly short skirt on ) handing out a booklet entitled "Bucharest, Cream of the Crop".

I thought it was just the routine stuff advertising restaurants, bars etc but my boss started reading it as we went to the hotel in the car and started pissing herself laughing. In the middle was a section about the Royal Orchid - an erotic massage chain and there were two paricular massage descriptions which I will share with you; I stress that I did not try these massages !

Seray Massage

The gorgeous girls dressed in belly dance Turkish costumes, the silk and waterpipe smoke will make you feel like a Sultan ! About the massage? The relaxing made me sleep like a child and the erotic made me hard like a rock.

Sakura Massage

Delicate and prolonged touches all over your naked body combined with oriental reflexes will induce a sensation of overwhelming pleasure and relaxation. Also a gentle digital technique will be used for massaging the prostate gland ( Male G-spot ) an erogenous area and with increased receptivity ( a spot I didn't know about, but she found it ). It was a loving spiritual experience transformative and unforgettable.

Not bad for a country that was under a repressive Communist regime until 1989 !

 

[3gulls]

I went to Bucharest with my boss on Sunday for a quick business trip ( came back last night ). As we passed through arrivals, there was a girl ( probably from the Tourist Authority although she did have an incredibly short skirt on ) handing out a booklet entitled "Bucharest, Cream of the Crop".

I thought it was just the routine stuff advertising restaurants, bars etc but my boss started reading it as we went to the hotel in the car and started pissing herself laughing. In the middle was a section about the Royal Orchid - an erotic massage chain and there were two paricular massage descriptions which I will share with you; I stress that I did not try these massages !

Seray Massage

The gorgeous girls dressed in belly dance Turkish costumes, the silk and waterpipe smoke will make you feel like a Sultan ! About the massage? The relaxing made me sleep like a child and the erotic made me hard like a rock.

Sakura Massage

Delicate and prolonged touches all over your naked body combined with oriental reflexes will induce a sensation of overwhelming pleasure and relaxation. Also a gentle digital technique will be used for massaging the prostate gland ( Male G-spot ) an erogenous area and with increased receptivity ( a spot I didn't know about, but she found it ). It was a loving spiritual experience transformative and unforgettable.

Not bad for a country that was under a repressive Communist regime until 1989 !

We believe you. Why would you need to try the massages when on a "business trip" with your female boss? Did you get promotion?

 

[fatboy]

More to the point: do they do special brew out there?

 

[zefarelly]

bloody hell . . . .I spent 6 months out there in 99 and never saw anything like that, albeit 45 miles away in Ploiesti, all the people I met where very nice indeed, and certainly didnt offer to shove fingers up yer bum while dosing you with a blend of viagra and sleeping pills !

 

[Blackadder]

DCLAD

I believe you mate, I believe you!

I'll go with you next time. Put me down for a swift Sakura!

 

[DannyCullipLookalike'sDad]

respect please

I don't need to go on a business trip for that as I am reasonably senior anyway, and, furthermore, I get on very well with her and have been on numerous bizzo trips in the last couple of years without incident !

Fatboy - no Brews over there but I've made up for that tonight a smidge and will remember how desperately cheap Pinot Noir Caarpathian Mountains was in the restaurant we went to on Sunday night ( total bill ffor 2 starters, 2 main courses, 2 bottles of wine, 2 coffees and some plain water was Stg 30.00).

 

[John Byrnes Mullet]

You must have been mad not to try it! What did you have a wank in the hotel room?

 

[Clipboard]

You dirty old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Blackadder]

You dirty old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Takes one to know one Clipboard!

 

[Clipboard]

But i'm still young..............

 

[fatboy]

But i'm still young..............

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Right but did you 'pass the bread sauce'

 

[Skaville]

I was looking for a cheap break on the internet with the missus last night and Budapest was right up there. I think I'm convinced now

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Hey Jimmy!!!! Bucharest (ROMANIA) not Budapest (HUNGARY)!

My ex was from Romania, Iasi in the north. Country is great and the woman are out of this world... but it's a crazy place!!. People are lovely and the Black Sea coast is marvellous... and cheap. Don't know about the massage parlours but know it's the only place in Europe that shows hardcore on the TV uncoded after midnight!!!

Not that I watched it much.....