Also in Spanish, beer is feminine, dress is masculine. Work that one out,
David Walliams
Also in Spanish, beer is feminine, dress is masculine. Work that one out,
You forgot to make sure that you speak the English in a French/Spanish accent depending on where you are. It makes it easier for them to understand.
It's difficult enough remembering the foreign word without ALSO having to remember whether it's "le" or "la".
Speak slowly in English, point and make hand signals/gestures. No need to worry about all these other issues
(have to admit, languages are not my strongest point .. including English at times!!)
Stork, walk, hawk. Who would have thought they had a common sound?
Goldstone, I'm amazed you have survived in the aviation industry for so long, considering your contempt for all things foreign.
Its all Greek to me, the entire world should speak only latin and dress the same too
In German, morning, afternoon and evening are masculine, but night is feminine; man and boy are masculine (obviously), woman is feminine (obviously), but girl is neuter (of a neutral gender).
Where is the logic in that?
Surely the question should be "Why doesn't English have genders?
"God bless this ship, and all that sale in her*"
Sail?
Basically, it's all William the Conqueror's fault. But "rich people are thick" is the quicker explanation.
I genuinely love this post. However one may take issue with your pronouncement that it proves that rich people are thick. Personally I am rather grateful to the Normans for this as it makes English more accessible as a second language and therefore has contributed somewhat to its modern ascendency. All in all it was rather a clever move.Someone asked why modern English doesn't have genders. Simply put: because the English ruling class are as thick as pig-sh*t.
You have to remember that for over 300 years from 1066 the language of the English court, nobility and landowners etc was FRENCH.
Ordinary folk (peasants) continued to speak original English which DID have genders, the same three - male, female and neuter - as German, which English is a derivative of.
When the ruling class reverted from French to English at the end of the 14th Century, they were aghast at having to learn the complicated Old version of English, so ordered scribes/clerks to simplify it. The net result was Chancery English, the forerunner to modern English, and getting rid of the genders was one of the key changes.
The reason why English has some of the simplest grammar of any language is the same reason it has one of the largest vocabularies - and also most homonym racked, ie words with different meanings that are pronounced, and often even spelled, the same. Three centuries of speaking French resulted in huge swathes of French loan words in the new English (alongside all the previous Latin, Norse and Germanic root stems), so you have lots of words that sound the same that derive from words with different meanings from different languages.
Basically, it's all William the Conqueror's fault. But "rich people are thick" is the quicker explanation.
English is more difficult to learn than French
Someone asked why modern English doesn't have genders. Simply put: because the English ruling class are as thick as pig-sh*t.