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[Brighton] Marwood coffee house closes







Biffer

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Jul 13, 2003
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Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
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Oct 27, 2003
21,526
The arse end of Hangleton
Has one of the funniest 'Terrible' reviews on Tripadvisor !!!!!
 


Hamilton

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Jul 7, 2003
12,953
Brighton
A great antidote indeed. Always a good port in a storm - especially during The Great Escape weekend.
 






Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
31,827
Uffern
Well its been blamed on Covid at least.
Interesting comments relating to the article on the Argus site if you take a look.
Whilst I hate nothing more than a chain, I've never been a fan of this place.

I always try to support independent coffee places but can't say I warmed to this place - the staff had a real attitude problem and the coffee wasn't all that great.

Mind you, I'm not sure where is good in Brighton. I've been less than impressed with Small Batch, Presuming Ed and that one on Queen's Rd staffed by Aussies. For a hip, trendy sort of place, we're really lacking in decent coffee shops
 


Weststander

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Aug 25, 2011
69,251
Withdean area
Several cutting reviews. This one has a memorable finale.

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jcdenton08

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Oct 17, 2008
14,500
Horrible dump. Filthy, rude staff. 1 star hygiene rating.

The very worst of Brighton with their pretentiousness and delusions of grandeur.
 




pb21

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Apr 23, 2010
6,685
Horrible dump. Filthy, rude staff. 1 star hygiene rating.

The very worst of Brighton with their pretentiousness and delusions of grandeur.

Not sure if I'm being wooshed, but (they don't hand out 5s willy nilly):

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BNthree

Plastic JCL
Sep 14, 2016
11,452
WeHo
Likes others above this post I love an independent coffee shop and never go to chain coffee shops if I can help it but I never warmed to Marwood. Just a bit too poncy and try hard for me plus the staff were always moody when I went there.
 


BNthree

Plastic JCL
Sep 14, 2016
11,452
WeHo
I've been less than impressed with Small Batch


You've the first person I've seen/heard say that. Not saying it is the best coffee ever but most people seem to like Small Batch.
 




Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
31,827
Uffern
You've the first person I've seen/heard say that. Not saying it is the best coffee ever but most people seem to like Small Batch.

I know it has its fans but thought the coffee was awful. I have a voucher for a free coffee but it was so disappointing, I'm in no hurry to use it. Not for me Clive
 




The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
26,182
West is BEST
The Withnail & I reference in the title was what drew me in at first, the abhorrent staff, stench of patchouli and frankly revolting and unhygienic crockery was what drove me away.
I am an appreciator of the rustic and ramshackle aesthetic if done well. There's that place in South London that is a reclamation yard, old manor house filled with curios and art and a mind-blowing restaurant. Super place, forget the name.
Marwood's? You can shove it up your arse for nothing and **** off while you're doing it. Balls.
 










D'Angelo Saxon

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Jul 30, 2004
3,097
SW19
Sad times. I know Harry and Raf well and they put a hell of a lot of work into Marwood.
 




Live by the sea

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Oct 21, 2016
4,718
Totally agree the big American chain coffee shops remind me too much of chavy McDonald’s or Burger King . I normally go to either flour pot cafe in Hove ( think they have a Preston Park cafe as well ) or Small Batch in Wilbury road , both really nice coffee & efficient staff .
 


LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
48,411
SHOREHAM BY SEA
I know it has its fans but thought the coffee was awful. I have a voucher for a free coffee but it was so disappointing, I'm in no hurry to use it. Not for me Clive

I’ll have it..often go past the one on the coast road in Portslade but never popped in...send free of charge...thanks
 


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