[Albion] Marseille fans

[jackalbion]

I just hope and pray that Brighton station has removed all rubber mats to prevent any repetition of the gratuitous luzzing we saw before the Ajax match

I've had a word and they've ordered more, all part of the fun.

 

[el punal]

Why has mooneying gone out of fashion? orget 'the bird' - we should line up and do a mass moony. It's underated

Are you trying to promote bidets?

 

[el punal]

I'm going to watch Green Street and The Football Factory tomorrow afternoon back to back and then head to the Amex beating my chest.

“See you, yer c***. I’ll cut you first.”

 

[Gwylan]

No one need panic provided that the smooth, French version of Darren Balkham who was marshalling things in France (the one wearing the cream suit and swanning around like a model) is on the scene.

Do you think they'll bring that Solly March lookalike with them?

 

[Whitechapel]

Do you think they'll bring that Solly March lookalike with them?

I hope so, if we can keep him trapped at The Amex for a couple of weeks we can probably flog him to Chelsea for 50m when the transfer window opens.

When he gets to their training ground and can’t play football they’ll just assume he’s done a Cucurella.

 

[Paris]

“See you, yer c***. I’ll cut you first.”

'Jog on ya f**kin si! Don't wanna get ya claret on me Stone Island clobber'

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

I don’t anticipate any bother, most of their hooligans are just bored unemployed kids without a future or a pot to piss in. Can’t see them traveling

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Are any coming in via Newhaven?

I am. Oh, you meant the French?

 

[jackalbion]

Although a man who messaged me on Instagram saying 'you can run but you can't hide' when I was locked in a pub in Marseille, does appear to be boarding a plane on his story.

 

[Hugo Rune]

I'd imagine the King & Queen will be used and a stricter use of the shuttles from there will be deployed. I'd expect a Palace level of policing for this one which should minimise any potential disorder.

Head up to the stadium as early as possible if you are concerned

The licensed trade have had ‘the letter’ about Marseilles fans. I think it’s only Palace games that come with the same level of caution for pubs etc.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Wonder how many will bother coming here?

they are already qualified as we are so whoever we both get in then next round will be a decent side.

cant see many making the trip

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Although a man who messaged me on Instagram saying 'you can run but you can't hide' when I was locked in a pub in Marseille, does appear to be boarding a plane on his story.

If you were locked in a pub, surely it was case of you can hide but not run? I do hope you pointed this inaccuracy out to him?

 

[BNthree]

Although a man who messaged me on Instagram saying 'you can run but you can't hide' when I was locked in a pub in Marseille, does appear to be boarding a plane on his story.

Irony was you were hiding as you couldn't run.


*EDIT*

Dammit, beaten to it by @Herr Tubthumper

 

[jackalbion]

If you were locked in a pub, surely it was case of you can hide but not run? I do hope you pointed this inaccuracy out to him?

I didn't want to engage but once I find out where his hotel is in Brighton I'll point it out.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

The licensed trade have had ‘the letter’ about Marseilles fans.

Telling them to stock up on rose?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I didn't want to engage but once I find out where his hotel is in Brighton I'll point it out.

How did he know who you were to message you on Insta?

 

[Horses Arse]

Are you trying to promote bidets?

Rumbled!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Irony was you were hiding as you couldn't run.


*EDIT*

Dammit, beaten to it by @Herr Tubthumper

Great minds think alike

 

[jackalbion]

How did he know who you were to message you on Insta?

One those dodgy Ultra pages stole my video, and then they found me.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Although a man who messaged me on Instagram saying 'you can run but you can't hide' when I was locked in a pub in Marseille, does appear to be boarding a plane on his story.

Have you got time to photoshop your timeline to make out you drink in The Bulldog, Legends and Revenge?