Marry, f*** Or Kill - The Albion Version

[Scotty Mac]

Gay.

There is a WOMEN'S team, you know

is that a PROPER ould school moustache on the far left - whoever that man is is a HERO

 

[Scotty Mac]

marry - wilkins - for his daughter, possibility of some proper eastenders goings on
f*** - whing - i bet he gives a proper good donkey punch
kill - kuipers - i imagine a marine to be a pretty good scalp

 

[footychick]

Marry - Micky Adams - just because
f*** - Kuipers or Coxy, as they are fit
Kill - the most useless player at Brighton because we won't need him.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

This Occurred To Me The Other Day Whilst Enjoying A Slice Of Battenburg With Mother. She Asked Me Which Brighton Footballer's Picture I Had Over My Bed Now That Nathan Elder Had Gone. Fortunately I Changed The Subject Quite Quickly As I Now Have A Picture I Printed Out Of A Japanese Bird Absolutely Covered In Slanty-Eye Cum.

Got to say, that made me chuckle

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[Zesh Rehman]

Marry - Micky Adams
f*** - Michel Kuipers
Die - Tommy Fraser

if only Henderson was still here...

 

[Billy the Fish]

That fella is Joe, kit man to the girls team.

Nice job if you can get it.

Indeed, I bet there's not many people who can do that job without sniffing all the knickers

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

Kill - the most useless player at Brighton because we won't need him.

Tommy Fraser..


sorry i could'nt help myself