I’ve attempted to translate from the Jamaican Creole into the Queen’s English.
Here we go:
“In sport, no white man could disrespect me without expecting me to disrespect him in return”
“Look at this effeminate and spiteful man, why is he still thinking about me?”
“I’d like to spend a fortnight with his wife, preferably alone.”
“I could have Jamaican citizenship granted to her in just fourteen seconds”
“Listen my friend, the white community are not well acquainted with me, it really is that simple”
“To conclude, as you have not enjoyed my companionship and have no intimate knowledge of me, your motive for disrespecting me must be that I am a black man, I’d like to add that I consider my skin tone superior to other skin tones.