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Mario Balotelli could be forced out of English football









clapham_gull

Legacy Fan
Aug 20, 2003
25,877
Needs to stop feeling persecuted and start feeling responsible.

His "troubles" will disappear over night.
 










JamesAndTheGiantHead

Well-known member
Sep 2, 2011
6,349
Worthing
Funniest off the field player EVER and possibly the dirtiest on the field player EVER.

I'm torn over this.

As long as whatever godforsaken country he goes to has the decency to translate his latest shenanigans in the Queens English, I'll allow it.
 
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Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,122
Haywards Heath
Happy to take him on loan. Prefer him to Barton
 






fleet

Well-known member
Jul 28, 2003
12,249
Is his agent seriously saying that he should be allowed to stamp on players heads without getting any grief, otherwise he may throw his toys out of the pram? What a mess the world is in.
 


brightonrock

Dodgy Hamstrings
Jan 1, 2008
2,482
This will singlehandedly be the worst news for English football all season. Possibly ever. He might be spiteful and petulant but he is the ONLY character in the game nowadays*, tremendous scenes when he's around. So he puts in a bad tackle now and again, who doesn't. His positives far outweigh his negatives.



*Apart from Nooney, obviously. And Barton doesn't count, he's just a first class twat with an ill-deserved superiority complex.
 




Silent Bob

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dec 6, 2004
22,172
His agent does have a point though, Webb's saying he hasn't seen it so they can get Balotelli banned.

But you can't really go round kicking peoples heads, not even Scott Parker.
 


Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
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:wave:
 










Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,424
Location Location
Mmm, so his scum-sucking slug of an agent would have no financial interest whatsoever in engineering a move for that rancid THUG he represents *OBVIOUSLY*

f*** off both of you then you couple of self-serving deluded shitheads. Close the door on your way out eh.

What a couple of twunts.
 










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