Marble entrance hall statue for falmer

[Binney on acid]

Fiorentina have a state of Gabriel Batistuta in their marble entrance hall. Who's life size bronze statue should we commission for the Fred Binney Stadium at Falmer, when it is eventually built, & what inscription would you chose?

After much deliberation I've decided to go for Chris McPhee, with the inscription:-

Chris McPhee, Chris McPhee,
He plays like he's on lsd,
I've heard he makes a great cup of tea,
We all love Chris McPhee.

Any other nominations?

 

[dougdeep]

The bloke who scored the most goals for us in the top flight.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Either a giant bust of Peter Ward, with perm blowing in the wind. Or a Soviet style giant sombre bronze of Dick Knight, arm outstretched, pointing towards Lewes with two fingers up.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Forget any players, lets just have a giant bust!

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Second thoughts lets have a bust of Dick

 

[the wanderbus]

No staue , just a huge lump of iron pyrite nicked from Hove Park

 

[BensGrandad]

Second thoughts lets have a bust of Dick

Are we supposed to re-arrange that into the correct order.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Are we supposed to re-arrange that into the correct order. [/QUOTE

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o.k....................Have a Dick bust a lets have bust have lets dick have bust..............I am confused

 

[Yorkie]

No staue , just a huge lump of iron pyrite nicked from Hove Park

Goldstone #2

 

[The Large One]

Or a Soviet style giant sombre bronze of Dick Knight, arm outstretched, pointing towards Lewes with two fingers up.

 

[jevs]

I've got a fibreglass and latex mould of a nice bird bath that i could knock you up in 3 days.....that would make a superb centre piece.

Failing that, how about a large gargoyle or a japanese temple.

 

[Trigger]

Charlie Webb, without a doubt.

 

[Screaming J]

I still think the loos should have pictures of Bellotti and Archer glazed into the urinals for us gentlemen to aim at when we need to ease ourselves.

Perhaps now we also need to add Baker and De Vecchi to this list of urino-aiming support facilities.

 

[Kent Seagull]

The leader of the Albion Real Supporters. Without Ernest there would be no Albion to follow. Our leader deserves to take pride of place at the stadium he has worked tirelessly for. Just so long as the statue is made by TRIED and TESTED ENGLISH CRAFTSMEN!

 

[paddy]

One of Peter Ward and one of Dick Knight

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Dick Knight statue and Peter Ward Statue, one of each at both ends.

 

[Everest]

Dick Knight statue and Peter Ward Statue, one of each at both ends.

So you want 4 statues? Are you gonna pay for them?

Norman Wisdom.

 

[Barry Izbak]

I still think the loos should have pictures of Bellotti and Archer glazed into the urinals for us gentlemen to aim at when we need to ease ourselves.

Perhaps now we also need to add Baker and De Vecchi to this list of urino-aiming support facilities.

 

[1066gull]

Archer and Belotti.

A great hindsight in to how this club nearly died, covered in chewing gum and toilet paper.

EDIT: Someone got to it first.

 

[Gully]

Could have a bust of one of Brightons' favourite daughters, Katie Price (AKA Jordan), mind you after paying for all that bronze we would probably struggle to pay for the stadium, and it might block the view anyway.