Man shop lifts Venetian blind....

[Insel affe]

Just two questions....

1: Why would anyone think you would get away with that ?

2: Why a Venetian blind ?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Bloke needs to pull himself together

 

[Prince Monolulu]

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye.

Yee-hah.

 

[gripper stebson]

Poor bloke is trapped inside a Two Ronnies joke!

 

[Whoislloydy]

When i saw the title I was trying to think where in the world a Venetian was from, poor blind Venetian

 

[Grassman]

It looks dangerous, if he falls over then it's curtains for him.

 

[Gwylan]

Looks like an open and shut case to me

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

He needs to pull himself together

 

[BNthree]

2: Why a Venetian blind ?

He's obviously a shady character...

 

[Return of the Rev]

Just two questions....

1: Why would anyone think you would get away with that ?

2: Why a Venetian blind ?

I think he was just a diversion at the other bloke got away with the second pair of blinds!

 

[LlcoolJ]

He must have seen a window of opportunity.

 

[StonehamPark]

He got stopped by security when walking out the front doors.
Got accused of shoplifting.

"Oh pull the other one", said the thief.

 

[Insel affe]

He got stopped by security when walking out the front doors.
Got accused of shoplifting.

"Oh pull the other one", said the thief.

he actually got out of the shop and discarded the blinds near a canal during the chase....

 

[Arthritic Toe]

Nun in the bath hears a knock at the door.
"Who's there?"
"Its the blind man from the village", comes the frail reply.
"Come in then".
"Nice tits - now where do you want the blind hanging?"

 

[AmexRuislip]

He must've been an IT consultant, as it may come with a Windows version.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

If the OB can find the right strings to pull, this case could be closed very quickly.
Open and shut case - simples.