Shropshire Seagull
Well-known member
Most chaps prefer a tidy muff to visit, but what housekeeping do you do
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Male housekeeping
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The occasional bit of hoovering.
chops
Egg chaser & hack
I'll grab me camera.
oh... this has become a poll... and hoovering isn't an option. 
Goring Gull
New member
Trim and edge ocasionally - even shave my chest....
I'll Get Me Coat
New member
The 'landing strip' and the 'Adoph Hitler' gets my vote, easier to locate in the dark.
clippedgull
Hotdogs, extra onions
I recycle onto my head. 
The Grockle
Formally Croydon Seagull
A girl i'm seeing at the moment (fit but crazy in the brain) made me and assisted me in shaving my chest on Saturday, i begged her to let me keep the spiders legs around my nips but she would not have it. There's talk of doing away with the hair on my inside legs, it's fair to say i'm shitting myself.
No prizes for guessing who wears the trousers in this new relationship!
No prizes for guessing who wears the trousers in this new relationship!
skipper734
Registered ruffian
I was lying peacefully in bed a week ago and some bint who I had not been introduced to ripped the sheet of my bed and proceed to dry shave the right side of my pubes and inside of my leg.
I wouldn't have minded but they left my chest, which is really hairy and stuck these ruddy great sticky pads on them, and stuck a wire down a vein in my neck.
There is a lot more but it doesn't involve pube shaving , so not relevant.
I wouldn't have minded but they left my chest, which is really hairy and stuck these ruddy great sticky pads on them, and stuck a wire down a vein in my neck.
There is a lot more but it doesn't involve pube shaving , so not relevant.
AlbionKebabs
Member
Perhaps you could ask her to grow you a pair of balls while she's down there?
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
I am a hairy and plump monster. If i spent my life trimming the global forrestry, i'd never get out of the house. I like never getting out of house, of course, but prefer to have a book on the go or a giant sudoko to see me through the day. I get the feeling if i had a neat and well-pruned man-o-muff, it would look decidedly odd considering the rest of me is caked or speckled uncombedly. I'll keep as i am and solely impress with my socially-anxious don't-come-physically-near-me barrel-of-laughs personality.
The Grockle
Formally Croydon Seagull
Kebab, I hear what you’re saying I really do BUT sometimes bending over and touching your toes works in your favour especially when the girl in question is an absolute filth bag.
AlbionKebabs
Member
Fair point, but what's this slut bucket getting up to whilst you're bending over touching your toes?
The Grockle
Formally Croydon Seagull
Attaching the strap on and lubing up?
Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
...going through your wallet!
seagullsovergrimsby
#cpfctinpotclub
trim and tidy , when you're getting on a bit its just another task to add to trimming nasal hair , eyebrows and hair spouting from the ears. 
severnside gull
Well-known member
I generally have a good old bash with a broom and a bit of a dust round every morning then give it a do with the hoover a bit later on and my mother always taught me that it's a good idea to have a quick go round last thing in the evening. Very fastidious my mother.