Making your way in the world today

[CHAPPERS]

Takes everything you've got;
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?

All those night when you've got no lights,
The check is in the mail;
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it's tail;
And your third fiance didn't show;

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same;
You want to be where everybody knows your name.

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;
The morning's looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe,
And didn't even write;
And your husband wants to be a girl;

Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to go where people know,
People are all the same;
You want to go where everybody knows your name.

Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came.........

 

[surrey jim]

The show that gave birth to Frasier

 

[Gritt23]

Superb show, absolutely superb. Felt like the characters really were my friends .... actually they sort of are as Norm always reminds me of Easy10, and Cliff simply IS dear old BHABloke.

 

[crasher]

Norm Peterson: "Women. Can't live with 'em......pass the beer nuts."

 

[fleet]

As it happens I am in Boston today just by Cheers (although I am told it is a tourist faker and the "real" Cheers was not a real bar).

 

[The Large One]

Woody: What would you say to a nice cold beer, Mr P?
Norm: Daddy loves you...

Woody: How's life in the big city, Mr Peterson?
Norm: I've told you about those fat jokes, Woody...

 

[Man of Harveys]

I seem to be the only person in the world who truly could not stand that programme. Like Friends, I'd watch it stony-faced trying to see what all the fuss was about. Ah well.

 

[Lokki 7]

I seem to be the only person in the world who truly could not stand that programme. Like Friends, I'd watch it stony-faced trying to see what all the fuss was about. Ah well.

BURN HIM!!!

 

[enigma]

Brilliant. Much better than Friends.

 

[Lokki 7]

When the guy from the brewery offers Norm a job as beer taster:
Norm: This may sound like an odd question, but by any chance were you born in a manger?

Same episode, in the bar:
Paul: I wonder if those chicks over there saw me win.
Rebecca: Yeah, Paul. I'm sure it was your lack of 45 cents that kept you out of that menage.

 

[Brovion]

"Hi Norm, like a drink?"
"It's a bit early for that isn't it?"
"What? A bit early for a drink?"
"No! A bit early for stupid questions!"

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Norm!

 

[zefarelly]

Brilliant. Much better than Friends.

friends is f***ing dire, changing rooms with Carol Smillie a flouncy shirt bloke is less painful on the ears and eyes !

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

I seem to be the only person in the world who truly could not stand that programme. Like Friends, I'd watch it stony-faced trying to see what all the fuss was about. Ah well.

Don't worry - you're not on your own.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Woody: What's shakin', Mr. Peterson?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins.

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Sam: And while you're up there floating around, remember the day I said this: you are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met.
Diane: You, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, self-centered son of a...
Sam: SHUT UP. Shut your fat mouth.
Diane: Make me.
Sam: Make you? My God, I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna bounce you off every wall of this office.
Diane: Try it and you'll be walking funny tomorrow. Or should I say funnier.

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And of course........

Cliff: Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

 

[Marc]

ive been to the REAL Cheers and stood next to the Indian Statue..i ROCK!

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

I was most disappointed with both versions of Cheers in Boston. They SUCK.

 

[MXL]

Coach - what's up Norm
Norm - my nipples, it's minus 5 out there

 

[NMH]

He was one of my clients while he was living in Southern California. Nice bloke, unassuming and always pleasant to deal with.
Cheers John

 

[NMH]

I did ask him once, if he still hung around with any of the 'Cheers' crew, and he brought it into perspective in responding no, not really, because he spent 11 years in a pub with the same people every day!

"Er, right ....s'pose not" !