Caveman
Well-known member
- Jul 14, 2003
- 9,926
- Thread starter
- #61
This might help us get some songs going..
Who says terrace wit is dead?
Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover... He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal
Cygan! Pascal Cygan!
*Sung to Lord of the Dance tune* at Man United the other day: "Park,
Park,
Where ever you may be You eat dogs in your home country But it could be
worse You could be a scouse Eating rats in your council house"
Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans. "Going down, going down, going
down... "Sunderland fans replied..... "So are we , so are we , so are
we..."
"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?" Charlton fans to Shaun
Wright-Philips
Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!: "You're just a fat Eddie
Murphy"
(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind): "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate
RIX, then your children will be next"
He's here, he's there We're not allowed to swear Frank Leboeuf, Frank
Leboeuf" Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he
didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song.
A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome..... *in style of
Chim-Chiminey* "Tim timminy Tim timminy Tim Tim Tirooo We've got Tim
Howard and he says F*CK YOU!!
In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia
after being arrested for being drunk at a football match.. He's red, He's
sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad
Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St
Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be
sh**e, But now he's alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland
To the tune of Rebel Rebel Neville Neville, you play in defence, Neville
Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad
Don't blame it on the Biscan, Don't blame it on the Hamann, Don't blame it
on the Finnan, Blame it on Traore, He just can't, He just can't, He just
can't control his feet. He just can't, He just can't, He just can't
control his feet.
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"... Celtic fans to Andy
Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with
Schizophrenia.
When the ball hits your head and you're sat in row Z that's Zamora
Who says terrace wit is dead?
Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover... He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal
Cygan! Pascal Cygan!
*Sung to Lord of the Dance tune* at Man United the other day: "Park,
Park,
Where ever you may be You eat dogs in your home country But it could be
worse You could be a scouse Eating rats in your council house"
Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans. "Going down, going down, going
down... "Sunderland fans replied..... "So are we , so are we , so are
we..."
"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?" Charlton fans to Shaun
Wright-Philips
Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!: "You're just a fat Eddie
Murphy"
(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind): "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate
RIX, then your children will be next"
He's here, he's there We're not allowed to swear Frank Leboeuf, Frank
Leboeuf" Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he
didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song.
A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome..... *in style of
Chim-Chiminey* "Tim timminy Tim timminy Tim Tim Tirooo We've got Tim
Howard and he says F*CK YOU!!
In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia
after being arrested for being drunk at a football match.. He's red, He's
sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad
Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St
Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be
sh**e, But now he's alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland
To the tune of Rebel Rebel Neville Neville, you play in defence, Neville
Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad
Don't blame it on the Biscan, Don't blame it on the Hamann, Don't blame it
on the Finnan, Blame it on Traore, He just can't, He just can't, He just
can't control his feet. He just can't, He just can't, He just can't
control his feet.
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"... Celtic fans to Andy
Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with
Schizophrenia.
When the ball hits your head and you're sat in row Z that's Zamora