[Football] Maison Merde XI

[Red Squirrel]

If Sh*thouse had a football club, which names would get on the team sheet? Which players can you just not get on with? Here is my selection:

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Grealish

 

[Stat Brother]

Martinez just threw up in his gloves.

 

[jcdenton08]

Pepe, surely

 

[Gwylan]

Martinez just threw up in his gloves.

Absolutely: first name on the team sheet.

Where's Maupay?

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

Where’s our Joel?

 

[jcdenton08]

Diego Costa…

 

[jcdenton08]

Suarez?

 

[Stat Brother]

Where’s our Joel?

All smiles at the ref while shaking hands with the player he 'accidentally' put into the hoardings.

 

[Stat Brother]

It also feels like another team Maguire couldn't get in.

Were it just merde then sure give him the armband, but he's not Maison merde.

He's just woefully out of position so has to foul in order to stop the relentless attacks.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Giles and Bremner. I know, I should let it go

 

[jcdenton08]

All smiles at the ref while shaking hands with the player he 'accidentally' put into the hoardings.

I’m amazed so many of our fans have even noticed. He’s so subtle but an absolute master. Watch him line up for goal kicks, etc, chirping away at his man, little kicks on the back of the ankles. Classic defending stuff.

Their man loses their cool, lashes out, yellow card. Masterful defending.

 

[Stat Brother]

I’m amazed so many of our fans have even noticed. He’s so subtle but an absolute master. Watch him line up for goal kicks, etc, chirping away at his man, little kicks on the back of the ankles. Classic defending stuff.

Their man loses their cool, lashes out, yellow card. Masterful defending.

The child Klipperty fed to Joel turned up in the U21's 2-2 match, earlier this week.

He looked decent - bet he's still traumatized.

 

[Red Squirrel]

It also feels like another team Maguire couldn't get in.

Were it just merde then sure give him the armband, but he's not Maison merde.

He's just woefully out of position so has to foul in order to stop the relentless attacks.

This is true. I think I got swayed by faces that would be enhanced with my fist.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Martinez

Pepe
Ramos
Romero
Muscat

Vinnie Jones
Barton
Scott Brown

Bellamy
Diego Costa
Diouf

Bench:

Savage
Cattermole
Nigel De Jong
Suarez
Materazzi
Richarlison
Fernandes
Duncan Ferguson
Vardy

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Martinez just threw up in his gloves.

He'd still dry hump them afterwards too.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Where’s our Joel?

I guess my selection was more about players that annoyed me. I love Joel.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Martinez before all others! He’s a @*£#!

 

[Shy Talk]

Norman Whiteside

 

[Brightonfan1983]

I really enjoy these, and this episode throws some more players into the mix -

BBC Sport - Match of the Day Top 10, Series 5, Dark Arts

Gary Lineker and guests discuss the players most adept at using sly tactics.

www.bbc.co.uk

Needless to say, Martinez and Suarez are right up there.