Made up really rubbish story...

[Caveman]

I'll start.






Once apon..

 

[Buzzer]

a donkey

 

[Bakesy]

a FISH......

 

[Caveman]

dick

 

[Juan Albion]

u tym

 

[Buzzer]

was walking way from

 

[Caveman]

Darren Currie

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

there was a man called Dick...........

 

[colinpants]

and a nun smoking crack

 

[Caveman]

out of her arse

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

who decided to buy a football club

 

[Gully]

because she needed her head examining.

 

[Caveman]

But mean while in Croydon

 

[mattieoo]

a gypsie came by

 

[rospants]

wearing a thong

 

[clippedgull]

with four stolen hub caps

 

[Buzzer]

"Oy you little pikey" a voice shouted

 

[Gully]

are you related to that orang-u-tan Jordan?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

dont you know theres a war on

 

[Trigger]

Said the vicar to the bishop...