MaClaren/ Rooney joke.

[Questions]

How come the MaClaren and Wayne Rooney dribbling joke has not surfaced on here when its done the national rounds on text. Has it got that PC on here ?


Or maybe I missed it.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Please enlighten us with this joke as I don't think I have heard it

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

is it the cones one

 

[Questions]

is it the cones one

it is............................. no way I`m telling it now ................. you`ve ruined it.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

At a recent England football training camp, Wayne Rooney collects the ball and dribbles around Shaun Wright-Phillips, Rio Ferdinand, Micah Richards, Ashley Cole and finally Emile Heskey.

Steve McClaren shouts: "Around the f***ing CONES Wayne, the f***ing CONES"

 

[Ernest]

 

[rospants]

 

[Leekbrookgull]

about right,for England.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

 

[zefarelly]

new to me

I haven't heard that wordage since 1985

 

[Clothes Peg]

I don't get it , can someone explain it please...

 

[itszamora]

I don't get it , can someone explain it please...

Think about a characteristic that connects all of the players he dribbled round. Then think of a very offensive term to describe people with that characteristic that sounds a bit like 'cones'...

 

[Clothes Peg]

Think about a characteristic that connects all of the players he dribbled round. Then think of a very offensive term to describe people with that characteristic that sounds a bit like 'cones'...

Ooohh. I get it. That's not funny at all. Lame joke.

 

[itszamora]

Ooohh. I get it. That's not funny at all. Lame joke.

I'll be honest, I actually found it quite funny.

 

[chez]

I got that sent to me during the last world cup. Must admit, it had me in stitches!!!

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

At a recent England football training camp, Wayne Rooney collects the ball and dribbles around Scott Carson, Paul Robinson, Wayne Bridge, Steven Gerrard, Joleon Lescott, Sol Campbell, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Gareth Barry, Rio Ferdinand, Micah Richards and finally Joe Cole.

Steve McClaren shouts: "Around the f***ing CONES Wayne, not the f***ing lifeless, immobile, arrogant, talentless, over-paid, lazy Planks"

 

[Franks Wild Years]

At a recent England football training camp, Wayne Rooney collects the ball and dribbles around Scott Carson, Paul Robinson, Wayne Bridge, Steven Gerrard, Joleon Lescott, Sol Campbell, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Gareth Barry, Rio Ferdinand, Micah Richards and finally Joe Cole.

Steve McClaren shouts: "Around the f***ing CONES Wayne, not the f***ing lifeless, immobile, arrogant, talentless, over-paid, lazy Planks"

Plankist.

 

[itszamora]

At a recent England football training camp, Wayne Rooney collects the ball and dribbles around Scott Carson, Paul Robinson, Wayne Bridge, Steven Gerrard, Joleon Lescott, Sol Campbell, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Gareth Barry, Rio Ferdinand, Micah Richards and finally Joe Cole.

Steve McClaren shouts: "Around the f***ing CONES Wayne, not the f***ing lifeless, immobile, arrogant, talentless, over-paid, lazy Planks"

Where's Fat Frank in that list?