I can't cope with this 'top of league' business, the summer is never complete without the constant frustration of thinking that, if Sussex win their next couple of games, they are in with a shout.
He has realised the FUTILITY of trying to beat the Mighty Lankyshire, the rightful champions every year if it wasn't for the handicap of playing in a boggy morass.
As an aside have we leant Lancashire one of our bowlers?