looneys Surgery :sexual perversions.

[looney]

Got any questions on sexual perversions?

It seems you all need help as most of you dont know what "Brown wings" are(see safeways thread).

Go on ask and i'll see how much my knowledge surfing perv sites can help

 

[El Presidente]

Xylophone!

 

[Safeway]

I have no perversions whatsoever.

 

[daveyboybhafc]

Shaving sex, what is it?!!

 

[Eggman]

Wearing Bin Liners!

Do I have a problem?

 

[looney]

Shaving sex, what is it?!!

heh Ive heard of thiis, getting your partner to shave your pubes of.

Shaving the female mound even has a special name(cant remember it).

Wearing bin liners is a fetish, the only problems willl be if you put them over your head or try to eat them.

:safeway your in denial.

El pez

Xylophone= wooden instument = wood=stiffy and instrument =dick

Therefor you are gay.

 

[El Presidente]

Wrong Looney

To play the Xylophone = To move along a line of naked women who are all bending down, and spank their bottoms - which are of varying sizes - with one’s penis; to play a tune on women's buttocks. From the Greek xylo meaning ‘wood’ and phonnicus meaning ‘to hit tunefully’.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Shaving the female mound even has a special name(cant remember it).

"Planing the Pudenda"??

 

[El Presidente]

Rodeo!

 

[El Presidente]

Donkey Punch!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Sign on the outside of Beaver Plant Hire on the Chichester bypass showing a naked woman standing behind a hedge -

"Trim your bush with a beaver trimmer"

 

[Spiros]

Felching - what is it? (or should I be directing this question at Looney's Garden Question Time)

 

[looney]

Felching= anul mastubation

Donkey punch= punching a woman in the base of spine while riding doggy style.

el pez.

Yea you got me there, mind you I was close enough shirley.

Rodeo sex? = doggy style while calling her by her sisters name(or brothers) and seeing how long you can hang on.

 

[looney]

"Planing the Pudenda"??

Thats not the one I heard, I think it ends in sion or tion.

 

[looney]

Oh roz, your avatars so screwed up i'm stealin it. Untill I find one better.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Mum sex? (Seagullible asked me to ask this one)

 

[looney]

Mum sex? (Seagullible asked me to ask this one)

Dunno. Probably the first words Seagullable spoke.

 

[Simster]

Where's the attraction in getting a dirty sanchez?

 

[looney]

Where's the attraction in getting a dirty sanchez?

I think dwayne should answer that one. See felching.

 

[Safeway]

Rodeo sex? = doggy style while calling her by her sisters name(or brothers) and seeing how long you can hang on.

A particular favourite of the Leicester Whore I believe.