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[Tom Hark Preston Park]

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Could you please advise as to the air velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

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Could you please advise as to the air velocity of an unladen swallow

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[Fignon's Ponytail]

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Could you please advise as to the air velocity of an unladen swallow?

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