Listen up Santa...............

[Ding Dong !]

The new log fire is in place, the chimney's been swept, so there is absolutely no excuses this year as to why you won't be climbing down my chimney pot this year and slipping me or the mrs one or two.....woof woof !! ......pressies.

( unless of course I leave the log fire burning all night )




What has Mr Claus got in his sack ( or hoping for ) this festive yuletide for you !

 

[ali jenkins]

A PONY!!!

 

[Commander]

A stadium.

 

[Trufflehound]

What has Mr Claus got in his sack this festive yuletide

Considering he only comes once a year I'm sure his sack is full to bursting right now...







(I've just heard Benny Hill has risen from the grave and wants his joke back.)

 

[aftershavedave]

for my little fella a tickle-me-elmo and an evel knievel motorcycle stunt set; for the lovely wife tickets to see rufus wainwright performing the judy garland concert, a sweater and a cowboy shirt (don't ask). for me, well i'm really not too fussed!

 

[Hampden Park]

where's me fooking bike

 

[Bluejuice]

I want an alien for Christmas

 

[Uncle Buck]

I want an alien for Christmas

One like this?