Lines to Heaven

[Vicar!]

Sitting looking at a poster yesterday, giving the reassuring message that the lines to Heaven are open 24/7 over the Christmas period, together with some extraordinary smarmy people answering the phone.

So there you go then mystery solved, there is life after death......................and it's enternity in a call centre, very reassuring.

Anyone got the number for hell...please!!!!

Vicar

 

[Thimble Keegan]

One thing that strikes me about that advert is if they are all angels working in Gods call centre then they are all already dead, which is rather a morbid thought to have over the Christmas period.

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[Everest]

Anyone got the number for hell

020 8768 6000

The phone will we answered by the words "Crystal Palarse FC. How can I not help you"