Trelford Mills Guide Dog
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- Jun 14, 2008
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In an attempt to take your minds off the impending footballing colossus of Boro away, I thought I would post a light hearted tale of toilet trauma for you ...
After spending over 4 decades on this earth I have just had an amazingly new, yet somewhat startling lavatorial experience. I thought I would share this with the wider NSC community to understand if anyone else had 'enjoyed' something similar, or if this indeed was a rare event.
Whilst relaxing on the pan, enjoying an old copy of 'Gulls Ear' [not really, although the rest of the story is true], I let out an almighty, but involuntary sneeze. As a direct consequence, the brown trout, that had been reluctant to leave my pert cheeks, fair flew out of my harris, breaching the surface like an exocet missile !
To be honest this caught me completely unawares, leaving me feeling shocked and stunned, and with a somewhat smarting sphincter.
Has anyone else experienced this painful, yet strangely 'poo-phoric', sneeze induced rectal trauma ?
With the hay fever season just around the corner I thought it my civic duty to warn the good people of NSC about the dangers that lurk if sternutation occurs whilst having a good ole number 2.
UTA.
After spending over 4 decades on this earth I have just had an amazingly new, yet somewhat startling lavatorial experience. I thought I would share this with the wider NSC community to understand if anyone else had 'enjoyed' something similar, or if this indeed was a rare event.
Whilst relaxing on the pan, enjoying an old copy of 'Gulls Ear' [not really, although the rest of the story is true], I let out an almighty, but involuntary sneeze. As a direct consequence, the brown trout, that had been reluctant to leave my pert cheeks, fair flew out of my harris, breaching the surface like an exocet missile !
To be honest this caught me completely unawares, leaving me feeling shocked and stunned, and with a somewhat smarting sphincter.
Has anyone else experienced this painful, yet strangely 'poo-phoric', sneeze induced rectal trauma ?
With the hay fever season just around the corner I thought it my civic duty to warn the good people of NSC about the dangers that lurk if sternutation occurs whilst having a good ole number 2.
UTA.
