Letters about giving money to the club

[Everest]

I don't care if you have been a season ticket holder for the last 10 years. My great grandad was the "Father of professional football in Sussex". It says so in the history book. And where did that get me?

Typing to some bloke that I could shout out the window to, that's where!

*I don't know if that was moaning, commenting or just plain boredom*

 

[Croydonbloke]

I thought the club were sending out letters to everyone who had bought a ticket from them since we've been at Withdean.

I still haven't received anything and had almost forgotten about it what with all the conference stuff going on.

Am I alone? Should I feel neglected? Or do they just realise I've got no money, so it's not worth asking, so they've put 28p in the kitty instead of buying a stamp?

I think I should be told!!!!

I work with an Albion fan who has not been for some time and has still received a letter asking for donations.
I said i would chip in but he would have to mug me for it.

 

[Faldo]

I just stubbed my toe - I hereby excercise my right to not complain about it!

This country!

 

[lost in london]

As a simple commentary (rather than a moan) the scaffolding took over two weeks to put up, and I haven't seen anyone on it for weeks now. When people do turn up to work on it they are stupid stupid people who struggle to work out which end of a paintbrush to use and constantly whistle that japanese band's song from the Carling advert.

Dick Knight Out!

 

[Easy 10]

If your great grandad was the father of professional football in Sussex, then who was the mother ? And is there a son/daughter ?

Do let me know next time you're shouting out the window, I'll stand in my back garden and listen intently.

 

[Parson Henry]

I've been a season ticket holder for the last 10 years. But depite this, the club has only got 11 points from 10 games this season, which I think is a disgusting return for my investment.

Good to see the team being run well, I must say.

ps. They'd better not write to me again asking for more money, they've already milked me dry. And please, read my post properly, I don't want any stupid replies.

Not that I'm moaning, mind. I'm only commenting.

I have not read your post properly but wish to make an observation or comment without rights of recourse against the possibility that this response may be construed as 'stupid'.

If anyone feels that this reply is stupid or indeed can be perceived as moaning please write to the Office of Public Moaning and Whinging:

C/O Speechly, Rumbold and Percy (Solicitors)
15 Bumble Chambers
Temple Bar

 

[Everest]

What's the postcode? Not moaning about it not being there, just asking.

 

[the uninformed]

I don't care if you have been a season ticket holder for the last 10 years. My great grandad was the "Father of professional football in Sussex". It says so in the history book. And where did that get me?


So your grandad must have been the brother of professional football in Sussex, his wife (your granny), the half sister of professional football in Sussex, your dad the nephew of professional football in sussex, thus making you the great nephew of professional football in sussex. People should know this!

 

[Parson Henry]

That is a closely guarded secret. Unfortunately too many people wrote letters to this address and the local postman complained or should I say moaned incessantly about the fact. This resulted in the post code being withdrawn.

You might try emailing them. This would be a good idea except they have not published an email address. You can ring them and ask for thier telephone number?

 

[Easy 10]

North Stand Chat Terms & Conditions of Use:

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[the uninformed]

Has someone has been posting stupid replies?!

 

[Easy 10]

I have, apparently.
I am clearly living on borrowed time.

 

[wadhurstseagull]

I don't have a problem with threads like this but really, what do they achieve? Seems totally pointless - can't understand why people even bother to contribute. I know I wouldn't.

 

[Parson Henry]

North Stand Chat Terms & Conditions of Use:

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My learned friend...

You omitted to take into account the protection afforded by the preceding section of the constitution (as amended in 2003)

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