Let's have another round of...

[Meade's Ball]

what does my hand smell of?

 

[Artois]

Poo.

 

[JJ McClure]

Is the smell generated by some form of bodily function?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Rubber?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Is the smell generated by some form of bodily function?

Eating is a bodily function, so, yes.

And i don't eat poo.

 

[Easy 10]

I think your hand gives off a heady and slightly tangy aroma with a musky undertone, which could be likened to a pound of mincemeat which has been marinaded in Dr Pepper, and left to dry in a poorly ventilated airing cupboard.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Chutney? Does your hand smell of chutney?

 

[Braders]

cheese?

fish?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Ooh, ooh

Marmite.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Easy, you're actually not a million miles away from the answer.

 

[JJ McClure]

Do you smell like a frenchman (garlic or cheese)?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'm a vegetarian, so no fish. One of the smells, however, is meat-flavoured.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

burger

 

[CHAPPERS]

'Not bacon' and pickle?

 

[Scarface]

Mince pies?

 

[Easy 10]

This is getting tense. I sensed a disturbance in the force, as if a million voices cried out and were suddenly silenced...

Is it an Oxo cube ?

 

[Marc]

Pot Noodle smell

 

[Meade's Ball]

It's a flavour of crisp and a popular sandwich ingredient. Together they have formed an unholy stench on my bearlike mitts.

 

[Marc]

cheese & onion

 

[Easy 10]

Beef and onion can smell quite foul, but thats a fairly uncommon alliance in the sandwich world...UNLESS you're talking "Steakwich". Hmmm *strokes chin thoughtfully*

Do they do Tuna crisps ?