Lessons you just never learn

[Lady Whistledown]

Four times so far this evening, I've gone to rub my eyes, itching as they are due to it being prime hay fever season, only to remember too late about the chillies I chopped for dinner earlier.

The burning sensation in my eyeballs is really quite something

I have tried scrubbing the hand in question, but to no avail. The question is, how many times will I do this tonight before I finally learn? At what point does my brain recognise this repeated error and correct it?

 

[NF9]

Never its instinctive its like if your tired you rub your eyes even thou it makes no difference
G....U.......T.......T.......E.......D

 

[Market Porter]

Well.....Probably about the same amount of times that a bloke who had recently chopped MULTIPLE chillies had gone to the loo , despite washing his hands beforehand, realised that the stinging WOULDN'T calm down until a thorough SCRUBBING.

Ahem

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Drink too much = (generally) a hangover.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Well.....Probably about the same amount of times that a bloke who had recently chopped MULTIPLE chillies had gone to the loo , despite washing his hands beforehand, realised that the stinging WOULDN'T calm down until a thorough SCRUBBING.

Ahem

You, er I mean he, must have felt like this afterwards >

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

If you plan going out to drink lots of beer it is wise to remember to eat

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Try scratching your balls when you've just rubbed deep heat into a bad back.....

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

If you plan going out to drink lots of beer it is wise to remember to eat

Never go out on an empty stomach, always have a beer first.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Try scratching your balls when you've just rubbed deep heat into a bad back.....

Some people pay for that kind of treatment you know.

 

[pasty]

The question is, how many times will I do this tonight before I finally learn? At what point does my brain recognise this repeated error and correct it?

Are these burning questions?

did you see what I did there?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Are these burning questions?

did you see what I did there?

Slick

I am intrigued by all these chilli/capsicum- related genital accidents though.

At least I only burned my eyes.

 

[Market Porter]

It's a Man thing Edna.....Apparantly

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Hey, on this subject, anybody ever been pepper sprayed by one of my colleagues? If you're prepared to admit it of course. Couldn't have been me, I should add, as I've never used mine, I'm far too nice.

Just wanted to know how much it made your eyes water, like.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Try scratching your balls when you've just rubbed deep heat into a bad back.....

Ooooh. Done that a few times in my rugby days.

On a different note, that Mint and Tea Tree (Natural Shower Gel?) is a 'refreshing' experience.

 

[pasty]

On a different note, that Mint and Tea Tree (Natural Shower Gel?) is a 'refreshing' experience.

I concur

 

[Hove&Albion F.C]

Smoking a joint when pissed- ALWAYS sends my head west but never learn lesson

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ooooh. Done that a few times in my rugby days.

On a different note, that Mint and Tea Tree (Natural Shower Gel?) is a 'refreshing' experience.

I am seeing a whole new side to NSC tonight...well I say "seeing", it's all a bit blurred still...but you know what I mean.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Hey, on this subject, anybody ever been pepper sprayed by one of my colleagues? If you're prepared to admit it of course. Couldn't have been me, I should add, as I've never used mine, I'm far too nice.

Just wanted to know how much it made your eyes water, like.

I've been next to someone who got pepper sprayed (no, honestly - not me). Tell ya what, even though I was a good 6-7 feet away and got away pronto, my throat was BURNING for hours afterwards. Would not like to get that stuff full on in the face.

 

[Taybha]

never go back to a old flame (or football club)

 

[withdeanwombat]

Put the swimming goggles on.