Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
What he needs is a club that is under a transfer embargo to snap him up, give him a cuddle and tell him he's too good for their club and they are lucky to have him...then maybe he can relax and start to enjoy his football again. Strikers are all about confidence and he's a fella who has none.
He's not a total lemon but has been sweating citric acid for far too long
This.
Yes, I was one of the many who booed him off for being a lazy whatsit, but you don't just become a bad player. A couple of lower league games and a chance or two with one going in and who knows, he may be a good player.
Good heavens, I didn't realize I'd finished that bottle.......