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Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
Hampshire
following on from an earlier thread where some greedy bastard ate shrimp,steak ,chicken wings, fries ,cherry pie ,and a soft drink, what would be your last meal on this mortal coil if you were to be executed for , say, crimes against nsc.

mine is;

steak and ale pie, chips and beans with rice pudding for afters and an ice cold bud
 




jonny.rainbow

Well-known member
Oct 29, 2005
6,852
All you can eat at Pizza hut. Then I could have a stay of execution as long as I was still eating.
 


Gritt23

New member
Jul 7, 2003
14,902
Meopham, Kent.
I think I'd ask for something that would need a massive knife ...... leaving my escape late I know, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
I'd probably just have a salad, followed by a low fat yoghurt or a pear. Got to watch the weight.
 


caz99

New member
Jun 2, 2004
1,895
Sompting
sausages, garlic buttery mash, beans, peas and thick gravy. pudding would be treacle sponge and custard with a lovely glass of sauvignion blanc
 




Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,896
Brighton, UK
Race said:
steak and ale pie, chips and beans with rice pudding for afters

Why would afters be there too? He has many talents but being an executioner is not, to my knowledge, one of them. :dunce:
 


Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
Following on from Grittys great escape, I would ask for my, dear departed Grandmothers, Christmas pud. Guaranteed to break through any steel inforced structure.

Failing that.....Spaghetti Bolognaise with french bread, and a crisp salad, with a nicely chilled Kronenburg.
 


Gritt23

New member
Jul 7, 2003
14,902
Meopham, Kent.
BarrelofFun said:
Following on from Grittys great escape, I would ask for my, dear departed Grandmothers, Christmas pud. Guaranteed to break through any steel inforced structure.

Failing that.....Spaghetti Bolognaise with french bread, and a crisp salad, with a nicely chilled Kronenburg.

You mught be onto something there BoF. A stale french stick could be worth a go to batter your way through the guards.
 




Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
Hampshire
mind you if its true what they say about shitting your pants when you snuff it,then i'll go for

cabbage and stilton soup,goat vindaloo, prunes and figs in custard washed down with a pint of master brew.

and pity the poor sod who's got to take my gunties off at the morgue
 




pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,053
West, West, West Sussex
My mums liver & bacon with mashed spuds, peas and onion gravy. Good grief I miss that.
 




surrey jim

Not in Surrey
Aug 2, 2005
18,163
Bevendean
Gotta be a Dominoes Texas BBQ pizza with the stuffed crust and garlic sauce in base :)
 




Gritt23

New member
Jul 7, 2003
14,902
Meopham, Kent.
I guess it depends on my form of execution. If it was lethal injection, then I'd wash my meal down with lashings of banana liqueur.

I have an allergic reaction to the stuff that makes me swell up like a hot air blimp. It'll be days before they could find a vein.
 




Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
Hampshire
i get that reaction when i have some salad........or fruit:lolol:
 


Starry

Captain Of The Crew
Oct 10, 2004
6,733
Home made macaroni and cheese, crusty bread with garlic butter, rocket salad with walnut oil. Followed by Cake Batter ice cream from Coldstone Creamery.
 




Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
Race said:
what would be your last meal on this mortal coil if you were to be executed
I wouldn't bother having one. You'd only come along and steal it, Tank. :lolol:
 
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Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,762
at home
Steak and Kidney PUD, with proper Yorkshire Gravy



mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 


coventrygull

the right one
Jun 3, 2004
6,752
Bridlington Yorkshire
Uncle Sams chilli burger :clap: To be honest if I was about to be executed I would think I wouldn't have much of an appetite. Wouldn't say no to several shots of russian standard vodka though :D
 


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