Ladyboys

[Munkfish]

Would you do a lady boy?? my gf had 8 of the ladyboys in at were she works today and in the fitting room they were all naked well top half and none of them have willys so the question is would you do a ladyboy

 

[RM-Taylor]

No.

 

[Munkfish]

ignore i forgot the poll sorry

 

[clapham_gull]

Technically not "ladyboys" then, they are "ladies" who used to be men, rather than "ladies" upstairs and men downstairs.

This brings me nicely onto the story of my night in a pub in Leeds where I witnessed an almighty fall out between a local (I guess we would now use the term 'chav') and his big handed but elegent girlfriend (think of Dana International with a Yorkshire accent).

Anyway - she/he stormed out and the moustached Kevin from Coronation Street lookalike came over and sat down next to me at the table.

We started talking and he said "what do think of my girlfriend ?".

Not wishing to upset him I replied "very nice".

He went on "you'll never ever guess her secret".

Whilst I tried to act innocent he explained how she used to be a man and nobody would ever know, not even his mates.

"I don't believe you", I replied. "No really he said, you wouldn't believe what they've been able to do down there, its incredible"

Well the conversation went on, and he said "the only problem is her drinking, she comes home late at night drunk and I've had to get a new carpet in the bathroom"

"Why that ?" I asked.

"Well", he said, "She's not had the operation long and forgets to sit down whilst having a piss"

..and thats a 100% true story, I'll never forget the Fenton Pub in Leeds.

 

[Munkfish]

Knowone has actually said if they would or not i bet les is up 4 it

 

[butchy]

after having graced the streets of bangkok (notably pat-pong district and hoi cowboy) i have to say a well and truly certain NO.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Munkfish, this is a thread that would fit in well on NSP, you know.

 

[cheeseroll]

I wouldnt pay for one again.

 

[SussexSpur]

When the Ladyboys Of Bangkok came over for the Brighton Festival for the first time, I was, er, lucky enough to get a sneak preview performance... of their act, ie. miming and dancing and prancing along to Abba and Queen and suchlike... The photoshoot was interesting, though, seeing them literally stop the traffic in their gold skimpy underwear, crossing The Level and tiptoeing through the Royal Pavilion gardens... Plenty of amused double-takes... even for Be-Right-On...
And, yes, they did look convincingly pretty-ish and delicate from afar... The backstage interviews brought a few of the hefty jawlines and waxy 'taches into sharp focus, though...

So... no. For me.
But the rest of you, indulge away...

 

[magoo]

well if they haven't got cocks they're not f***ing BOYS are they!

 

[Hungry Joe]

The give great blow jobs







apparently

 

[Safeway]

well if they haven't got cocks they're not f***ing BOYS are they!

If they haven't got cocks I'm not interested.

 

[O Lads]

If they haven't got cocks I'm not interested.

 

[Munkfish]

well if they haven't got cocks they're not f***ing BOYS are they!

still a bit f***ing wrong you twat

 

[Ray the Otter]

I'll f*** anything that's got tits whether it has a cock attached or not. I'd even f*** a birdhouse if it had tits, as long as the entrance hole wasn't too big.

 

[colinpants]

Ladyboys, do you mean Jeanette Crankey.

 

[curly]

my mate goes to thailand for his holidays, know what i mean, anyway i have he has a ladyboy friend, though he argues that he is a "she" as she has no "bits" i always point out too him that the birth certificate states MALE!!!!!!