Ladies that excited you as a teenager

[Lord Bracknell]

Julia Somerville - who actually "went out" with a mate of mine.

 

[Uncle C]

Jane Fonda, the pioneer of keep fit videos

 

[binky]

 

[Gwylan]

Used to have a thing for Helen out The Chefs. What a sweetie! Great nights out at the Alhambra and the Buccaneer. She used to write me from her day job in a bookshop in London Town and I'd write back.

Went to see her at the Concorde a year or two back. She didn't know me from Adam

Tho, to be fair, I'd add that her solo set with a trainee celloist was totally unlistenable pretentious shite.

She'll have been disappointed with that set

I think half the blokes in Brighton used to fancy Helen McCookerybook, I wouldn't to see her again, spoil the illusion.

I can't count her though as I didn't meet her until I was in my 20s.

My teenage fantasy has to be Jenny Agutter - there can be no other.

 

[The Maharajah of Sydney]

Chris Evert.........who I believe is now available, having divorced Greg Norman after just a year

Only a frenchman to go to complete a Grand-Slam .

 

[xenophon]

 

[Austrian Gull]

Only a frenchman to go to complete a Grand-Slam .

That raised a laugh at 7.30 on a Thursday morning.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I had two.

Gabriela Sabatini

and

Danni Minogue

 

[BLOCK F]

Emma Peel....aka Diana Rigg.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Another beauty - Olivia Newton John

good call - she was my bit of fluff, especially when she did 'Grease'

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Kinda liked Sonja Kristina of Curved Air
......................

Absolutely.

 

[Uncle C]

Here was another sweet young thing - Felicity Kendal

 

[bhaexpress]

Palace fans love this 'woman'.

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[readingstockport]

Palace fans love this 'woman'.

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I can see why as well

 

[Superphil]

Is the correct answer

 

[The Grockle]

I'm not having this. You know us Palace fans are all over this site so you try to put up manly posts. This is the guy/gay you can winkle one out over.

You're such a boring twat.

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

As someone else said, Sophie Simpson from Home and Away, aka Rebekah Elmaloglou. I loved her

 

[Nibble]

 

[Uncle C]

I fell in love with Diane Keen when I first saw her in the Sweeney

 

[CHAPPERS]