[Football] Kurt Zuoma's zuomas

[Whitley Bayster]

Poor old Kurt took one fair and square from Lamptey last night. He was a bulleye in the Zuomas from a sweet strike from Tariq. He was down for ages and seemed to take a while to catch his breath! It's always bloody funny when its not you on the receiving end. No sure why that is but tickled me and my son so much last night but possibly as everytime we saw him afterwards he was moving a bit gingerly. He took one for his team alright!

 

[smillie's garden]

I said the same thing to myself when it happened: right in the Zuomas.

 

[NooBHA]

Poor old Kurt took one fair and square from Lamptey last night. He was a bulleye in the Zuomas from a sweet strike from Tariq. He was down for ages and seemed to take a while to catch his breath! It's always bloody funny when its not you on the receiving end. No sure why that is but tickled me and my son so much last night but possibly as everytime we saw him afterwards he was moving a bit gingerly. He took one for his team alright!

Is that what was inside his shorts

I thought maybe it was Maupay in his left pocket and Connolly in his right pocket

He was absolutely superb last night was Zouma.

Hadn't really watched him that closely before. Much better player than I previously gave him credit for.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Will sound like Jimmy Somerville at the festive season karaoke.