konnie huq- captions please!

[London Calling]

I love my Royal Mail to come on time

 

[London Calling]

and I especially love their special delivery


and Fed Ex may be really fast but the Post Office is nice and slow

 

[magoo]

"ooh look at me pretending to be all innocent and not realising my knockers are falling out when we all know full well i'm an attention whore!"

 

[Pavilionaire]

Huq can sort this male anytime she pleases. Howzabout you envelop my package and I empty the contents of my sack?

 

[User removed 4]

Huq can sort this male anytime she pleases. Howzabout you envelop my package and I empty the contents of my sack?

best one so far !!!!

 

[colinpants]

simply pop your package in the slot

 

[Race]

"postman patel, postman patel and his black and white shack!"

 

[pasty]

Blue Peter puppies in escape bid

 

[Mendoza]

On show until 4.15pm

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Hopefully now they'll be distracted by the f***-off great big ugly insect manifesting its way out of my cheek.

 

[Captain Haddock]

Huq looking to handle over-sized mail/male?!



Another boob by the Royal Mail

 

[sod1]

"and next week viewers, i'll be showing you how to make knockers just like these ! using balloons, an old egg carton and some sticky backed plastic "

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Connie unveils the new Blue Peter Garden

 

[supaseagull]

Konnie Huq announces the winner of the Blue Peter "send a letter instead of using premium rate phone lines" competition...

...Tune in next tuesday to find out how to enter

 

[Basil Fawlty]

This one, is to Santa Claus.....

*I'll grab my coat*

 

[Nemesis]

Bloody NHS dentist-these new veneers make me look like a resident of Royston Vasey.