Knee op at 15:30 .....

[Deportivo Seagull]

.... and I've been at the hospital for 30 minutes and I'm already bored sh*tless. So what can the great and good of NSC recommend to keep me occupied?

 

[explymouthnige]

Go for a jog!!

 

[Braders]

Collecting Nurses phone numbers?

 

[Hampden Park]

HOP all goes well for you

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

HOP all goes well for you

very good .... puns all round.

Minerva .... it was big ships for me!

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Collecting Nurses phone numbers?

I have one already ....... she's a family friend

 

[Munkfish]

Have a wank?

 

[TranmereGull]

Bandits at 12.00

 

[sully]

Just draw lots of arrows on your leg pointing at the knee that is having the op (assuming the surgeon hasn't already).

Can't be too careful.

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Just draw lots of arrows on your leg pointing at the knee that is having the op (assuming the surgeon hasn't already).

Can't be too careful.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

In situations like this my advice is always furious masturbation.

Good luck with the OP.

 

[00snook]

Have you got one of those nice hospital gowns on?

When I had my knee op I tied a towel around my head and pretended to be Mohammed Sheikh Mohammed Al Fayed.

Entertained me for 20 mins.
.

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Have you got one of those nice hospital gowns on?

When I had my knee op I tied a towel around my head and pretended to be Mohammed Sheikh Mohammed Al Fayed.

Entertained me for 20 mins.
.

The nice hospital gown will be the highlight of my day. I'm also going to have some nice choccy ice cream afterwards !!!!!!!

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

In situations like this my advice is always furious masturbation.

Good luck with the OP.

3rd one in 7 years ..... knee op that is

 

[Lady Whistledown]

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I'm also going to have some nice choccy ice cream afterwards !!!!!!!

That's what you get when you have your tonsils out, not a knee op.

Good luck, though. I hope you'll be up and hopping about in a day or two.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Just draw lots of arrows on your leg pointing at the knee that is having the op (assuming the surgeon hasn't already).

Can't be too careful.

At my last op 3 weeks ago, they drew on me as soon as I got there. Funny, it was the 4th op this year, first time they'd done that.

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

done

 

[Dave the OAP]

That's what you get when you have your tonsils out, not a knee op.

Good luck, though. I hope you'll be up and hopping about in a day or two.

i thought it was toast... at least that is what my bex had...poor thing

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Good luck old bean. Hope it all went well.