Kitson takes the Premiership by storm

[Marc]

sent off 37seconds into the first game of his season...HAHAHAAH the ginger tosser!

 

[Horsham Gull]

First red card of the season.

 

[Gully]

That must be some kind of a record, only 37 seconds on the pitch...straight red and off again.

 

[Marc]

12 Giuseppe Lorenzo (Bologna)

The quick-fisted Bolognese turned a match against Parma into a scene from a spaghetti western inside ten seconds in 1990. Lorenzo lamped an opponent and earned the fastest red card in history.



pretty sure Vinnie Jones came on as a sub and just whacked someone resulting in a Red, not sure of the time though.

 

[Horsham Gull]

BBC News:

72:06 Sent off
Foul by Dave Kitson (Reading) on Patrice Evra (Man Utd). Dave Kitson (Reading) dismissed for serious foul play. Direct free kick taken right-footed by Edwin Van der Sar (Man Utd) from own half, resulting in open play.

 

[Braders]

pretty sure Vinnie Jones came on as a sub and just whacked someone resulting in a Red, not sure of the time though.

nah only a yellow after 4 seconds

 

[Marc]

nah only a yellow after 4 seconds

aahh cool thanks

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Keith Gillespie did similar fairly recently?
And What about Akinbiyi's debut the other year

 

[Icy Gull]

sent off 37seconds into the first game of his season...HAHAHAAH the ginger tosser!

Was it really bad or was it because it was a Manchester United player? If it had been Wigan they'd been playing would he have got a straight red is what I mean

 

[Marc]

Was it really bad or was it because it was a Manchester United player? If it had been Wigan they'd been playing would he have got a straight red is what I mean

late challenge studs showing right onto the defenders shin, straight red IMO

 

[Icy Gull]

late challenge studs showing right onto the defenders shin, straight red IMO

Hairy muff

 

[Marc]

ended 0-0, now back to the cricket, only 465 to win!

 

[The Oldman]

Hats off to Reading though for a great defensive display. I just love it when fergie keeps tapping his watch!

 

[Beach Hut]

Best sending off I thought was John Fashanu getting a red card when being stretchered off injured

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I thought it was an harsh discision, but he is still a ginger tosser.

 

[Beach Hut]

I thought it was an harsh discision, but he is still a ginger tosser.

Very harsh IMHO but there you go

 

[Del Boy]

Man on

 

[Stevie Boy]

i'm glad to hear that, i cant stand the ginger diving tosser

 

[bhaexpress]

Still a great result for Reading though.

 

[El Turi]

Jamie Moralee at Scunthorpe can't of been on the pitch for much more than 30 seconds when he got sent off for what can only be described as a feeble slap.