[News] Kim Jong Dun?

[Juan Albion]

Many rumours flying around that he is brain-dead. And not just in the Trumpian fashion either.

 

[Robot Chicken]

"North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is gravely-ill after undergoing heart surgery, it has been claimed. CNN reported that the 36 year-old leader’s condition is being monitored by US intelligence officials, who were reportedly told that Kim was ‘in grave danger’ after the cardiovascular operation. Kim was absent from North Korea’s most important annual holiday on April 15, raising speculation about his well being."


Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/21/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-gravely-surgery-12585498/?ito=cbshare

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[Juan Albion]

"North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is gravely-ill after undergoing heart surgery, it has been claimed. CNN reported that the 36 year-old leader’s condition is being monitored by US intelligence officials, who were reportedly told that Kim was ‘in grave danger’ after the cardiovascular operation. Kim was absent from North Korea’s most important annual holiday on April 15, raising speculation about his well being."


Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/21/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-gravely-surgery-12585498/?ito=cbshare

Twitter: https://twitter.com/MetroUK | Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MetroUK/

Yes, I saw that. Also: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/21/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-has-heart-surgery-report

But news here said following the surgery he is now brain-dead. Thing with North Korea, though, is that it's hard to know anything for sure.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Yes, I saw that. Also: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/21/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-has-heart-surgery-report

But news here said following the surgery he is now brain-dead. Thing with North Korea, though, is that it's hard to know anything for sure.

Knowing the North Koreans I'd be wondering if they'd try a Weekend At Bernies...

 

[Juan Albion]

If it is true, though, will Do-Nothing Donald be going to the funeral of his lover?

 

[bhafc99]

I was reading something just the other day pointing out that his sister had become increasingly prominent and powerful over the past few months. Now it makes sense...

 

[Dick Swiveller]

I heard that although he is brain dead, he still won the Olympic 100m, the ladies Modern Pentathlon, Pro Celebrity Golf teamed up with Lee Trevino and beat Brian Jacks in the 1980 Superstars.

 

[Barham's tash]

I was reading something just the other day pointing out that his sister had become increasingly prominent and powerful over the past few months. Now it makes sense...

In this case let’s hope the female of the species is not more deadly than the male otherwise we’re all ****ed.

 

[el punal]

I heard that although he is brain dead, he still won the Olympic 100m, the ladies Modern Pentathlon, Pro Celebrity Golf teamed up with Lee Trevino and beat Brian Jacks in the 1980 Superstars.

And has a Blue Peter badge for being the best human being on the planet.

 

[vegster]

If this is true it's not a nice position for him to be in, there must be millions of people in NK with a very good reason to unclip a tube or flick a ventilator switch " accidentally" …..

 

[Dick Swiveller]

And has a Blue Peter badge for being the best human being on the planet.

A GOLD one, mark you. There is a picture of him and Petra. Anyone who believes the lies that Petra died before Glorious Leader was born is a Capitalist Infidel with smelly feet. And has a tendency to disappear.

 

[blue'n'white]

How will they announce it if he is dead though ? Will they claim that the US imperialists have killed him ?

 

[Mellotron]

A useful case study on what happens if you eat a ****LOAD of cheese. Apparently he absolutely loves the stuff. It is pretty good to be fair.

 

[blue-shifted]

When's the minutes silence?

(my car horn is pretty loud)

 

[Swansman]

I heard that although he is brain dead, he still won the Olympic 100m, the ladies Modern Pentathlon, Pro Celebrity Golf teamed up with Lee Trevino and beat Brian Jacks in the 1980 Superstars.

I guess you are referring to the "hole in one" incident.

 

[jamie (not that one)]

He will rise from the dead and hit 18 holes-in-one

 

[Washie]

How will they announce it if he is dead though ? Will they claim that the US imperialists have killed him ?

He had to leave, his planet needs him.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

If this is true it's not a nice position for him to be in, there must be millions of people in NK with a very good reason to unclip a tube or flick a ventilator switch " accidentally" …..

How do you imagine he got in this pickle in the first place? Sometimes a humble cardiac surgeon or anaesthetist can become one of the most powerful people in the world.....

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

A useful case study on what happens if you eat a ****LOAD of cheese. Apparently he absolutely loves the stuff. It is pretty good to be fair.

Maybe he watched an episode of Southpark and thought he'd try a bit of 'cheesing'. Look it up

 

[Birdie Boy]

If this is true it's not a nice position for him to be in, there must be millions of people in NK with a very good reason to unclip a tube or flick a ventilator switch " accidentally" …..

If he is brain dead, I don't think they need to...

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