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[Food] KFC chips



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And you should know.
Precisely. Speaking on behalf of the species as a whole, it’s the chicken equivalent of a Victorian asylum with added abattoir. Look a bit odd, or be a bit slow on the uptake, and off you go…
 




Titanic

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I think they match the greasy, revolting, baldy cooked low grade factory farmed chicken you get there too.

Love a motorway service station KFC Boneless bucket on the way home from a football away trip... but I always go for the one cooked by the chap/chapess with hair.
 


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Kev the Ape! And his KFC unrequited romance with co-worker Becky being the subplot to the main narrative arc - mostly centred around his training, his uniform and the ridiculous shifts he got lumbered with.

Dripping in unintended pathos and pure gold from beginning to end. Didn’t he name his threads ‘The Wedding Zinger.’?

:lolol:
Genius. He basically invented the genre long before Gervais and Merchant even thought of The Office.
 


Stat Brother

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My now local KFC is the worst one in the whole of Western civilization - which is nice.
I make a +12 month pilgrimage to said establishment just too check and it never fails, by always failing.

Whereas the local KFC where I previously lived was always decent and easily the best local fast food.
 


Shropshire Seagull

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Did one of our most reliable centre-backs not thrive on KFC as his staple diet?

Guy Butters, aka "Tank" had a reputation iirc for KFC.

Maybe the standard and quality has diminished since those days?
 




The Pilsbury Echo

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My now local KFC is the worst one in the whole of Western civilization - which is nice.
I make a +12 month pilgrimage to said establishment just too check and it never fails, by always failing.

Whereas the local KFC where I previously lived was always decent and easily the best local fast food.
Am I allowed to ask if the worst one is Burgess Hill...if I'm not I won't mention it.!!! Doh!
As someone said previous The Colonel would of been ashamed.
 


Eric the meek

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I think they match the greasy, revolting, baldy cooked low grade factory farmed chicken you get there too.
Why are you having a pop at bald cooks? We should be inclusive and celebrate all levels of hair loss. As long as it doesn't go in my bargain bucket.
 


Stat Brother

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Am I allowed to ask if the worst one is Burgess Hill...if I'm not I won't mention it.!!! Doh!
As someone said previous The Colonel would of been ashamed.
I ain't no northern monkey.
 






beorhthelm

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new ones are 10x better then the old, which i often left.
 








jcdenton08

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KFC in Japan - A Christmas Tradition

My kids told me about this and I thought they were talking rubbish.
But it appears the Japanese do love having KFC at Christmas time and are happy to pre-order and then queue for it.
By all accounts the KFC there is amazing, as is most food to be honest.

This is due to very strict advertising laws which require the image to look exactly like the product provided. Their fast food (say, a Big Mac for example) is shown to scale so you can see its actual size, toppings etc.

Most menu items come with a picture in restaurants, so you can see what it should look like and they’ll make it like the picture.

In most of the world including Britain, they do all sorts of stuff like glue the toppings in place, use plastics, push all the toppings to one side to photo it - it’s really eye opening.

In Japan they aren’t allowed to do any of that or make it look bigger than it is. This is the same for cakes, crisps, everything
 










Hugo Rune

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Without question the worst of the fast food chip options. Disgusting.
Come on.

There are French Fries and there are Chips.

They are not the same thing.

One is served in fish & chip shops and is the back bone of our great country. The other was invented in Paris in 1783 and then copied by American fast food entrepreneurs such as “Big” Ron MacDonald and Harland "Colonel" Sanders exporting the product around world labelled as ‘freedom fries’.

Oh, and Sanders carries a ‘piece’ so I’d be very careful what I said about him on here:

“The hotheaded Sanders never backed down from a fight, which served him well in the rough-and-tumble “Hell’s Half-Acre” neighborhood that surrounded his Shell Oil gas station. When the future fast-food giant painted advertising signs on barns for miles around, the aggressive marketing tactic rankled Matt Stewart, who operated a nearby Standard Oil gas station.

Told that Stewart was painting over one of his signs for a second time, Sanders rushed to the scene with two Shell executives. According to Josh Ozersky’s book Colonel Sanders and the American Dream, Stewart exchanged his paintbrush for a gun and fatally shot Shell district manager Robert Gibson
.

Sanders returned fire and wounded Stewart in the shoulder. Stewart was sentenced to 18 years in prison for murder, but charges against Sanders were dropped after his arrest.”
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