[Football] Keeper sent off for urinating !

[Don Tmatter]

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/11102817/salford-citys-max-crocombe-sent-off-for-urinating-towards-end-of-clash-with-bradford-park-avenue

Never heard anything like it before not as if it was a County League match or parks football.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Is someone taking the piss

 

[BN9 BHA]

Is someone taking the piss

Well done Lamie, I didn't think it would be long before someone posted it.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Let's hope Maty Ryan isn't caught short.

 

[Mackenzie]

Piss off.

 

[Conelli98]

Picture please....

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Wee've all been there.

Best thing to do when urine that situation.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Let's hope Maty Ryan isn't caught short.

I see what you did there.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Salford City's Number One

 

[BN9 BHA]

Salford City's Number One

When I opened this thread I thought Bry is going to love this.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Well done Lamie, I didn't think it would be long before someone posted it.

Couldn’t resist it

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/11102817/salford-citys-max-crocombe-sent-off-for-urinating-towards-end-of-clash-with-bradford-park-avenue

Never heard anything like it before not as if it was a County League match or parks football.

See the last paragraph which is even funnier.

 

[ferring seagull]

Couldn’t resist it

And 'that' is the problem !!

 

[BNthree]

So did he whip it out and piss against the post or did he wet himself?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Wee've all been there.

Best thing to do when urine that situation.

I think urine over our head with that joke

 

[ferring seagull]

Has this been leaked by the media ?

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

So did he wang it out, or did he just dribble it down his legs?

Was on a packed tube many years ago after watching England at the Oval. As you do in the big smoke, you often look at your feet, as the carriage bumps around. Saw a large puddle appearing? Was pretty sure it wasn't me, and looked up at this bloke whose face was just pure horror.......what would you do?

 

[GT49er]

Salford City's Number One

Good job it was not a Salford City Number Two, I suppose............







On a slightly more serious note, exactly what rule of football did he break? I've never heard of urinating being covered in the regulations anywhere.

 

[Seaford by the sea]

Didn't kuipers do this at Withdean once? Or am I making it up

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

The consensus was that he had to go.