Keep Marina Pepper locked up

[Lady Whistledown]

A reminder in case you're not already aware (I know, I know, fixtures alert)...

Marina Pepper is to be locked up in the Town Hall cells for a charity stunt on 28th February (also involving Gully and a bunch of other local D listers). They only get released once they've raised £500 "bail" money for charity.

I believe she's one of Ann DeVecchi's friends on LDC? In which case the question surely is, how much would we pay to keep her inside?

Anyway, if you'd like to contribute to her release, and send her some encouraging thoughts as LDC's only candidate in this charity event, please post your comments to her via this link

Throw away the key

ALternatively, if you'd like to show her just how unpopular her and LDC are in Brighton, and think her efforts deserve to be shamed by those of a bloke dressed as a giant furry seagull (or you want to offer him advice about being locked in a confined space with Marina Pepper), sponsor Gully here:

Gully 1 LDC 0

Remember, it's all in a good cause

 

[Dave the OAP]

any chance we can get gully to relieve himself in her general direction?

 

[Ernest]

any chance we can get gully to relieve himself in her general direction?

Do you mean have a wank in front of a lady

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Alternatively, you can bung your cash towards Stephen Grant, I presume Comedy Steve, who creditably says this about the event

"Furthermore, if I get OVER my bail limit, I'll do my damnest to hypnotise the woman from Lewes District Council into giving us Falmer. That's a joke by the way. I'll just stalk her for a bit."

Marina is currently lagging a sad 10th out of 14 "personalities", ahead only of David Van Day (probably too busy selling burgers), Celia Barlow, who no doubt has pressing parliamentary matters to attend to, and both of whom have raised precisely nothing.

No sign of any sponsorship for her from the lovely Ann DeVecchi yet either, or David Neighbour, or even Norman Baker.

They're so MEAN

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Well spotted Edna.

 

[Buzzer]

Just donated for Gully.

Those of a "subliminal" nature may find it a CAPITAL idea to read what they like into my message for Gully.

http://www.justgiving.com/GULLY

 

[Dave the OAP]

Do you mean have a wank in front of a lady

i am not sure seagulls wank

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Just donated for Gully.

Those of a "subliminal" nature may find it a CAPITAL idea to read what they like into my message for Gully.

Brilliant

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Those of a "subliminal" nature may find it a CAPITAL idea to read what they like into my message for Gully.

That is bloomin' funny buzzer.

 

[The Large One]

Look at the state of this moose. Do we want this sort of thing let loose on society?

 

[trueblue]

Alternatively, you can bung your cash towards Stephen Grant, I presume Comedy Steve


Is he the guy who comperes at Komedia quite often?

 

[Buzzer]

Alternatively, you can bung your cash towards Stephen Grant, I presume Comedy Steve


Is he the guy who comperes at Komedia quite often?

Yep - very funny AND an Albion fan too.

 

[Ernest]

i am not sure seagulls wank

It's not a real Seagull you know

 

[colinpants]

That woman is truley a fruit cake of the highest order, how those idiots in Telscombe voted her in i'll never know.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

This is just begging for a caption competition....

 

[Lady Whistledown]

£60 of NSC donations raised since 4pm today, keep it going

Or chuck your change in the bucket at Withdean on Saturday.

 

[Cian]

This is just begging for a caption competition....

I TOLD YOU TO GO AFTER ROZ! IT WAS HER WHAT DUNNIT!!

 

[Braders]

GULLY

"My crime? Disturbing the peace at Withdean by inciting Albion's young fans to make loads of noise by screaming and blowing hooters!"

so its HIS fault, can't we keep him locked up until May?


(i'll sort out a tenner later in the week)

 

[Biscuit]

Can we throw tomatoes at that pepper bitch?

 

[Nemesis]

Bastard! You promised that if I swallowed you'd take the cuffs off.