[News] Keep it under your hat...

[Is it PotG?]

Man arrested trying to smuggle cocaine under toupee

 

[Justice]

Keep your hair on may have been more appropriate.

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

I think he has had his cover blown.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Keep your hair on may have been more appropriate.

I'm sorry I have to disagree.

The fact that the act is illegal and relies on secrecy is more apt regarding the thread title, whereas your suggestion is more inclined towards an anger element, which appears non-existent in this particular case.

 

[Peteinblack]

A genuine Cokehead!

 

[schmunk]

What gave it away...?

 

[Taybha]

He'll have toupee a big fine or if he's a Man Utd fan it'll be swept under the rug.

 

[GT49er]

Man arrested trying to smuggle cocaine under toupee

A rug smuggler?

 

[lawros left foot]

Things got a bit hairy for him there

The bald facts of the case are, if he had been a bigwig, he would have got away with it.
I suppose it does have fringe benefits for him, although he’ll be bristling with anger at being caught, he’ll do his time in an Amsterdam prison not Colombian one.

 

[PTC Gull]

Old Bill are combing through his friends for more. ..........I'll get m'coat........

 

[The Clamp]

He’ll probably have toupee a hefty fine.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

That method of smuggling is not to be sniffed at