Katie Price.... talent

[Questions]

Firstly its my wife who highlighted this text from Katie Price`s new book Angel.


''How are you doing at the club''? she asked.
Cal was a professional footballer who played for the local team, but Frank always said with his talent he was destined for bigger things.
''Not bad, but I`m kind of ready to move on now'

''I can`t see you playing for Brighton for much longer,'' she agreed.



f***ing cow, mind you its a riveting read.

 

[bristolseagull]

i kissed her once

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Who is Cal? Am I being incredibly dense?

 

[Skaville]

i kissed her once

You kissed Questions wife?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Who is Cal? Am I being incredibly dense?

Leon Knight apparently.

 

[vegster]

Firstly its my wife who highlighted this text from Katie Price`s new book Angel.


''How are you doing at the club''? she asked.
Cal was a professional footballer who played for the local team, but Frank always said with his talent he was destined for bigger things.
''Not bad, but I`m kind of ready to move on now'

''I can`t see you playing for Brighton for much longer,'' she agreed.



f***ing cow, mind you its a riveting read.

I wonder if Miss Price would enjoy reading it then ?

 

[Questions]

You kissed Questions wife?

Where abouts did you kiss her ?, thats what I want to know.

 

[Questions]

I wonder if Miss Price would enjoy reading it then ?

You are such a cynical old git aren`t you ?

Just because you blanked at fishing today.

 

[vegster]

You are such a cynical old git aren`t you ?

Just because you blanked at fishing today.

Aux Contraire, I did beach a hefty 8 " Bass which was unlucky enough to find a hook concealed by a tasty bunch of Slipper limpet....I have some interesting photo's will send you a mail...

Getting back on topic, Miss Prices only singular claim to fame, is the shameless merry-go-round of Self Publicity.....she should be ignored by daytime tv shows and micro-celeb glossies and then we might see her get a proper job.

 

[pasty]

Getting back on topic, Miss Prices only singular claim to fame, is the shameless merry-go-round of Self Publicity.....she should be ignored by daytime tv shows and micro-celeb glossies and then we might see her get a proper job.

Which to be honest is solely the fault of those who lap it up, buy the crappy magazines and watch the crappy tv shows. Fair play to her IMHO.

 

[Questions]

Aux Contraire, I did beach a hefty 8 " Bass which was unlucky enough to find a hook concealed by a tasty bunch of Slipper limpet....I have some interesting photo's will send you a mail...

Getting back on topic, Miss Prices only singular claim to fame, is the shameless merry-go-round of Self Publicity.....she should be ignored by daytime tv shows and micro-celeb glossies and then we might see her get a proper job.

8in or 8lb ?

I shall look forward to the pictures.
Will make a change from the normal filth you send me.

 

[TSB]

Leon Knight apparently.

Surely CKR would make more sense?!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

i kissed her once

Are you talking about Katie Price or a frigment of your imagination?!

 

[TSB]

Are you talking about Katie Price or a frigment of your imagination?!

FRIGMENT?!

 

[steward 433]

Are you talking about Katie Price or a frigment of your imagination?!

She was well known for it when she was trying to get famous. One of my ex workmates did her behind the pink coconut as it was then.

 

[NMH]

She was well known for it when she was trying to get famous. One of my ex workmates did her behind the pink coconut as it was then.

If that's what she did to get famous, how come loads more hookers are not multi-millionairesses?
Actually, I now know what a Katie Price is..... but exactly what DID she do to get 'famous' ?? Did she sing as well as open her legs?

 

[TSB]

If that's what she did to get famous, how come loads more hookers are not multi-millionairesses?
Actually, I now know what a Katie Price is..... but exactly what DID she do to get 'famous' ?? Did she sing as well as open her legs?

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[beorhthelm]

She was well known for it when she was trying to get famous. One of my ex workmates did her behind the pink coconut as it was then.

your mate might want to keep quiet about that, Pink Coconut changed to The Paradox before she would've been 16

 

[steward 433]

your mate might want to keep quiet about that, Pink Coconut changed to The Paradox before she would've been 16

We were still at school at the time. We had been to top rank

 

[Beach Hut]

She sat opposite me on the train around three months ago, it was very difficult not to stare