Juventus trying to bump off their witnesses now

[eastlondonseagull]

Maybe....

http://www.channel4.com/sport/football_italia/jun27h.html

 

[Barrel of Fun]

This keeps getting murkier and murkier.

An amazing coincidence if it was an accident.

 

[Ice Man]

"mysterious circumstances"

 

[gripper stebson]

... I've heard of giving the manager a bung but...

 

[Man of Harveys]

Bild is saying that it was a suicide attempt...hmm....he was holding a crown of roses as he jumped/fell, apparently

 

[Basil Fawlty]

This is getting weirder and weirder.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Christ this is getting scary now. Hope they get relegated and fined a fortune.

 

[On the Left Wing]

Mafia or suicide attempt?

seems very sus

 

[Da Man Clay]

Mafia. I doubt very very much it would be a sucide attempt.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Why does no-one ever do that to Belloti?

 

[Silent Bob]

Apparently his condition is no longer life threatening.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Apparently his condition is no longer life threatening.

Wonder whether he'll be able to explain what happened...

 

[CHAPPERS]

Someone will try to MURK him in hospital, Godfather style.

I like all this Mafia/football shit, it's WELL dark.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Why does no-one ever do that to Belloti?

Perhaps he can be implicated, after all he must have some Italian roots.

 

[Hampden Park]

Bild is saying that it was a suicide attempt...hmm....he was holding a crown of roses as he jumped/fell, apparently

jump, you fucker, jump,
jump into this crown of roses
that we are holding and you will be alright
he jumped, he hit the cobbled stones
and broke lots of his bones
etc etc etc

 

[Man of Harveys]

jump, you fucker, jump,
jump into this crown of roses
that we are holding and you will be alright
he jumped, he hit the cobbled stones
and broke lots of his bones
etc etc etc

I haven't laughed so much...since mia bella donna mama Paulina caught her left tit in the mangle

 

[zefarelly]

for we are miserable sinners
filthy fuckers
aaarrrsssee . . . . . holes

 

[Hampden Park]

I haven't laughed so much...since mia bella donna mama Paulina caught her left tit in the mangle

for we are cheating bastards
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilthy fuckers
eye ties

 

[Wozza]

Claiming he was tripped by an Aussie now.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Claiming he was tripped by an Aussie now.