murraymints4brighton
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I have a new Idea... "The Russel Slade superstore" where Slade tries to transform a super market with a wealthy gambler and a new mega store on the horizon. Slade goes about employing Dean White in the electrics department while Bob Booker entertains screaming kids with a seal show in which he gets the big blubbering animals to lick Michel Kuipers arse hole.
Micky Adams was on the counter but then an incident involving too many loans and Robbie Savage messing about with the til got him demoted to the other store in Port vale where Doug Loft advertises hair gel and Tommy Fraser is on the meat counter although Adams is coming into question for leaving him around Knives.
Kevin Mcleod has been put on the cake Isle and Michel Kuipers and Adam El-Abd are on the trolleys although El-Abd keeps selling Kuipers short with trolleys with one wheel or some with used condoms in. Tommy Elphick has been fired due to his frequent use of the word "f***" and Dean Cox has to had the same thing happen to him as he was employed to stack shelves, however he could not quite reach the top one and the men where getting pissed off as Thomas the Tank was on the top shelf while nuts was lodged between the Guardian and Hello magazine.
The shop however has been brought into disarray as the wealthy investor and Slade will not sign someone fast to run around the shop sorting things out and are instead stuck with a load of useless whingers. The shop also needs a creative spark and relies far to heavily on Liam Dickinson taking on Tesco, Asda and Sainsbury's.
The latest news is that Glenn Murray has left due to his wife's request as she felt the supermarket was too close to the local Brothel and she is worried that a lot of people in the local area have sons and daughters who are really lazy.
Micky Adams was on the counter but then an incident involving too many loans and Robbie Savage messing about with the til got him demoted to the other store in Port vale where Doug Loft advertises hair gel and Tommy Fraser is on the meat counter although Adams is coming into question for leaving him around Knives.
Kevin Mcleod has been put on the cake Isle and Michel Kuipers and Adam El-Abd are on the trolleys although El-Abd keeps selling Kuipers short with trolleys with one wheel or some with used condoms in. Tommy Elphick has been fired due to his frequent use of the word "f***" and Dean Cox has to had the same thing happen to him as he was employed to stack shelves, however he could not quite reach the top one and the men where getting pissed off as Thomas the Tank was on the top shelf while nuts was lodged between the Guardian and Hello magazine.
The shop however has been brought into disarray as the wealthy investor and Slade will not sign someone fast to run around the shop sorting things out and are instead stuck with a load of useless whingers. The shop also needs a creative spark and relies far to heavily on Liam Dickinson taking on Tesco, Asda and Sainsbury's.
The latest news is that Glenn Murray has left due to his wife's request as she felt the supermarket was too close to the local Brothel and she is worried that a lot of people in the local area have sons and daughters who are really lazy.