Just purchased two season tickets for Pompey

[Lady Whistledown]

That's it. I can't take any more. Last time I went to the Amex, a steward asked to look in my handbag AND they ran out of chicken pies at the middle WSU kiosk. I had to go to the other kiosk to get one. It's not good enough. I am a fan, not a customer. And they want TWELVE notes to watch NEWPORT BLOODY COUNTY? It's an outrage.

I'm going to watch my football at Fratton Park next season. Cheaper, real fans, real football, and a lovely cosmopolitan local area that my Dad will enjoy. I bet the restaurants are great. It's a win win for me.

With a bit of luck, I'll get a seat next to that man with the bell and the blue wig. He seems like a great guy.

The Albion don't want me any more <sniff>

Can I still attend Albion games if we draw them in the cup?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Me too! I'm boycotting the Amex, because they gave me a white clacker, and I wanted a blue one.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Purchased ? You bought them ?

They're on a buy none get two free at the Coop.

 

[brakespear]

That's it. I can't take any more. Last time I went to the Amex, a steward asked to look in my handbag AND they ran out of chicken pies at the middle WSU kiosk. I had to go to the other kiosk to get one. It's not good enough. I am a fan, not a customer. And they want TWELVE notes to watch NEWPORT BLOODY COUNTY? It's an outrage.

I'm going to watch my football at Fratton Park next season. Cheaper, real fans, real football, and a lovely cosmopolitan local area that my Dad will enjoy. I bet the restaurants are great. It's a win win for me.

With a bit of luck, I'll get a seat next to that man with the bell and the blue wig. He seems like a great guy.

The Albion don't want me any more <sniff>

Can I still attend Albion games if we draw them in the cup?

even less likely

 

[Lady Whistledown]

even less likely

Excuse me, but I've been reliably informed that the Turkish Delights kebab shop on Fratton Road is up there with the finest takeaways in the land.

What does the Amex have to compare with that? Eh? Eh?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Me too! I'm boycotting the Amex, because they gave me a white clacker, and I wanted a blue one.

St Mary's would be closer for you, surely?

 

[Djmiles]

Can I come too? I refuse to watch Brighton play now Gary Dicker has gone.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

St Mary's would be closer for you, surely?

It would, but defecting to Pompey, as Albion rivals, makes a stronger point to the money men who are killing our club that they can't impose on true fans what colour clacker they get.

Anyway, my granny is looking forward to it.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

That's it. I can't take any more. Last time I went to the Amex, a steward asked to look in my handbag AND they ran out of chicken pies at the middle WSU kiosk. I had to go to the other kiosk to get one. It's not good enough. I am a fan, not a customer. And they want TWELVE notes to watch NEWPORT BLOODY COUNTY? It's an outrage.

I'm going to watch my football at Fratton Park next season. Cheaper, real fans, real football, and a lovely cosmopolitan local area that my Dad will enjoy. I bet the restaurants are great. It's a win win for me.

With a bit of luck, I'll get a seat next to that man with the bell and the blue wig. He seems like a great guy.

The Albion don't want me any more <sniff>

Can I still attend Albion games if we draw them in the cup?

Edna....you can be a right bitch at times.....lol!

 

[MissGull]

Aldershot season tickets are going cheap, I'm also reliably informed that they have good prospects for next season.

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

you'l also be able to do your weekly shopping at the near by new tesco (when it opens) on your way home.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

you'l also be able to do your weekly shopping at the near by new tesco (when it opens) on your way home.

BRILLIANT

 

[Lady Whistledown]

It would, but defecting to Pompey, as Albion rivals, makes a stronger point to the money men who are killing our club that they can't impose on true fans what colour clacker they get.

Anyway, my granny is looking forward to it.

Well then I look forward to you joining me in the Fratton End for a good old sing song.

Altogether now:

Play on, Pompey!
Pompey play on!

Pretty sure that's it

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Well then I look forward to you joining me in the Fratton End for a good old sing song.

Altogether now:

Play on, Pompey!
Pompey play on!

Pretty sure that's it

We can see you holding hands
We can see you holding hands

 

[Notters]

You missed the bit about Worthing being far too far to travel.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

We can see you holding hands
We can see you holding hands

Can't wait to join in with Does Your Boyfriend Know...

 

[Cheshire Cat]

What's wrong with Gillingham - much more convenient to travel from Sussex than Portmouth, Croydon or Millwall. Also it is a lovely place, full of welcoming locals, with QUALITY RESTAURANTS.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What's wrong with Gillingham - much more convenient to travel from Sussex than Portmouth, Croydon or Millwall. Also it is a lovely place, full of welcoming locals, with QUALITY RESTAURANTS.

It's the restaurants that make or break the deal.

Just heard there's a cracker of a hot dog stand behind the quaint old mock Tudor main stand at Fratton. I can't wait.

 

[Acker79]

They deserve your support. They have been punished by being forced to play in a division that is at the level of the squad they can afford. It's a travesty, and you joining their fan base will be the first step in their long road for justice.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

They deserve your support. They have been punished by being forced to play in a division that is at the level of the squad they can afford. It's a travesty, and you joining their fan base will be the first step in their long road for justice.

I am the sort of fan they have been waiting for all their existence