Bladders
Twats everywhere
Well if it is true then f**k right off! There will be scores of Palace fans who are unable to get tickets and there's plastic old you sterilising the atmosphere. Fingers crossed you get found out, and at the very least you can take your "custom" elsewhere... If what you wrote is true that is!
Looks like no one wants you Bigbelly. Not going to put your old man through that are you?