Joke

[The Wookiee]

A young man called Sean invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Sean's flatmate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Sean and his flatmate than met the eye.

Reading his mums thoughts, Sean volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but i assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates...

About a week later, Simon came to Sean saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but i will email her just to be sure" said Sean.

So he sat down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN
FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE SEAN. X

Several days later, Sean received an email from his mother which read:

DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM X

 

[Napper]

 

[surrey jim]

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

So how had Simon and Sean cooked their bacon in the week following Sean's Mum's visit?

I suppose they would have had to microwave it or pop it in the oven under the grill.

 

[Da Man Clay]

 

[Scotty Mac]

 

[TSB]

So old it's untrue!

 

[Lokki 7]

Anyone that writes notes to his mum like this;

DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN
FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE SEAN. X


Deserves a frying pan round his f***ing head.

 

[Man of Harveys]

So how had Simon and Sean cooked their bacon in the week following Sean's Mum's visit?

I suppose they would have had to microwave it or pop it in the oven under the grill.

I think that Simon and Sean's meat-browning expertise will have come into play etc etc.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

I think that Simon and Sean's meat-browning expertise will have come into play etc etc.