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larus

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A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, " I don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a phuc."
 






















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Mar 16, 2005
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Chandlers Ford
Stinkers Bridge said:
Has the little girl got a lisp?

I think she has, and I think its shocking poor form, mocking her for it.

He should be ashamed of himself.
 






Frutos

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May 3, 2006
36,316
Northumberland
Which crual bastard made it so that the word used for not being able to pronounce one's S's correctly should have an 's' in it in the first place.
 


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